And just look at the expression on his face. He knows he's hot. He's thinking, "I am one f-ing sexy bitch. That's right. I've worked 20 years and suffered through a gruesome "Ellen" lookalike phase to have the kind of body that can pull off this clingy baby blue satin number without looking (too) gay, and now it's finally paid off. I have the perfect bed-head, the perfect dye job, perfect eyebrows, a perfect manicure, and I am finally a sexy mofo BITCH! Eat your Afro-headed heart out, Justin. It's all about me now. I am the new heartthrob. I am the new favourite. Your 15 minutes is up, sucka."

Well, at least that's what I think he's thinking.
Yeah, yeah, the other guys look all right in this pic too. Whatever. And yes, I choose to ignore the rather Ricky Martin-esque (read: GAY) way in which he's standing. Let me have my moment, okay?

I recently heard a rumour that Justin has been growing out his hair into that horrendous 'fro because of a bet with his friend that he doesn't care what the fans think about his appearance -- that he's more that just a sex symbol and that people will like him for who he is and not what he looks like.

Allow me to say that if that is true, I take back EVERY comment I ever made about Justin's hair since he's been growing it out. I have a new-found respect for that boy, because that is truly one of the coolest things I can imagine him doing. You go, honey. You show 'em. You're more than just a pretty face and a wifebeater-clad body. I.... ::cringe:: I think I love you.

Once again, I love Chris madly. In his little segment with Melissa Joan Hart, he managed to slam his own acting ability, make fun of her, act like a little kid by blowing bubbles throughout, and mack on the chick and be hilarious about it, all without breaking a sweat or going overboard. I want to be HALF that awesome when I'm 28.

'N Sync's performance was ssssslammin', and I only have to comment on one thing: Armpit hair. I had heard that the guys at some point on the tour were shaving their armpits clean, and I cringed, because that is the oddest thing I've ever heard of, and, well, I hate talking about armpit hair, or even thinking about it, so that was information I could have done without. Well.... the hair was alive and well, so to speak, in this concert, and now my feelings have been revised. Shave the hair, boys. I don't care if it's gay or weird; armpit hair is gross, period, and I don't want to see it. I saw way more of it than I cared to. ::shudder::

To any BSB fans who may be offended by this... avert your gaze. ::shrug::

After the Backstreet Boys die and enter the pearly gates, God takes them on a tour. He shows them a little five-bedroom house with a faded "Millennium" banner hanging from the front porch. God says, "This is your house, boys. Most people don't get their own houses up here."

The five look at the house, then turn around and look at the house sitting on the top of the hill. It's a huge five-story mansion with white marble columns. Flame flags line both sides of the sidewalk leading to the mansion and a huge *NSYNC banner hangs between the marble columns.

The Backstreet Boys look at each other and say, "Thanks for the house God, but let us ask you a question. We get this little five bedroom house with a faded banner and *NSYNC gets a mansion with a brand new banner of theirs and flags of their flame flying all over the place. What's up with that?"

God looks at the guys for a moment, then with a smile says, "That's not *NSYNC's house, it's mine."