Welcome to the inagural journey of the Incoherent Rant. This is a forum designed for a curious man with little in the way of a social life to share his views on life, religion, politics, and a host of other fun topics with the entire world. The purpose of this weekly minute of enlightenment is to amuse, insult, entertain, offend, and generally pull at the short and curlies of society. Like most journalists, I will start my very first column with a

     I will, to the best of my ability, endeavor to point out the constant acts of stupidity that we all take for granted. It is my hope that you, the reader, will take notice the next time one of these acts happens in front of your face and take action to prevent further sensless acts of stupidity. Be it world leaders, celebreties, or my next door neighbor, no imbicile will be safe from my casual observation turned poisioned pen.

     There are three sections to each instalment. First will cover any one news story pulled directly from the mass media. Whatever those geniuses who brought you the Gulf War decide to cover, so shall I. Second will be a random rant about whatever the hell I am thinking of at the time. The third will be the rantings of a "guest ranter". This will, obviously, not begin until later instalments. Until then.....I'll figure out something.

     Well, there you have it. I am the Ranter, and this is my page. So let it be posted, so let it be done.

    If you wish to be a "guest ranter", then feel free to e-mail your incoherent rant to Hades. There are only two criteria for the posting of a rant. 1) It must be well written (Incoherent refers only to the train of thought involved, not the syntax) with as few obcenities as possible. In other words, show me that your entire vocabulary wasn't formed from late night cable. 2) It must be a RANT, not a comedic routine. It must be something that you truly believe needs to be made known to the world, not something you think will get a cheap laugh.