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Ok, the new millenium is upon us and what is the one thought on everyone's mind? "What the hell happened to this whole Y2K hype?" The answer lies in a simple exercise in mathematics. It has nothing to do with the whole argument over when the new millenium actually starts. It has nothing to do with the two digit numbering system employed by most computing software. It has to do with simple addition and multiplication.

It breaks down like this. First, computers are forever getting faster, but the need for fast computers has reached a celing of sorts. People are becoming satisfied with the fact that their computers can download eighty gigs of porn in just under two seconds. They don't feel the need to reduce that to one second. When it comes to a decision between buying a new computer and waiting an extra couple of minutes for "Virtual Vallerie" to download, most people today would rather wait.

The solution? Propose the question, "if your computer crashes in Y2K, you won't be able to download porn at all, will you?"

This was successful in causing millions of people to go out and buy brand new "Y2K compliant computers. After all, dowloading porn has become the new national passtime, and who would want to go even a week without it?

So, chaulk another one up for the computer industry. We all look like fools again, and they are laughing all the way to the bank.

Saaaaalute!!

So let it be posted, so let it be done.