Random Rantings:

Ok, so I'm a REAL slacker. But, I am graduating from glorious UTSA (that's the University of Texas at San Antonio, for those of you from out of town). I'm going to have a BA in History (yippeeeee!). So, in honor of.... ME, I'd like to share with you the top ten reasons to get your degree at UTSA.

10.You get a cool frame for your degree for only $19.95!

9. You get lifetime library privelages at the incredible John Peace Library!

8. You have proof for people all over the world that the Alamo is not the only building in San Antonio.

7. You get a mega-cool cap and gown that you can use for your later career as a professional flasher.

6. You have the distinct honor of telling people all over the world that UTSA is not actually IN the Alamo.

5. You have a super-groovy degree that looks great over any toilet.

4. You can tell people that you graduated from UT... and not REALLY be lying.

3. Free Spurs tickets.... (Not really but I have put that in the suggestion box many times).

2. You join an elite class of alumni such as.... uh.... well.... famous people and stuff.

and the number one reason to graduate from UTSA........