This week, the What the Heck Award has a very worthy winner: Me. Yes, these past few weeks, I have proven myself as the dumbest man on the face of the planet.

I did something that even a man with one brain cell knows not to do. I told the woman of my dreams that she was the woman of my dreams, guaranteeing that she will have no further interest in me, whatsoever.

So, in a gesture of narcisistic self-pity, I salute me.

SAAAAAALUTE!!

E-mail me if you can tell me What the Heck I was thinking.