This week's What the Heck Award goes to.......

Elian Gonzalez!!

That's right, everybody, the mountain out of the mole-hill, himself, the little Cuban refugee. Congratulations, Elian, you have caused one of the biggest political hotplates in the western hemisphere, and you don't even know it! Hope you have fun on the way back to Cuba....

As the winner of this week's What the Heck Award, you win a year's supply of political upheaval and hero status in any country that gets CNN.

SAAAAAALUTE!!