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you eat the M&Ms in color order.
you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper.
you have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size.
you have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and use.
and they're all facing the front.
all you books, CDs, and movies have to be alphabetical order.
you require no less than 200 threads per inch on your sheets.
...and they are tucked so tightly that you really could bounce a quarter on them.
you alphabetize your spices.
you actually bother trying to convince someone that the 3rd millennium hasn't begun yet (or that it *has* begun).
you organize your closet by color, season, and fabric.
you flame every person who sent you email because the emails weren't spelled correctly or
grammatically correct.
you remove the tires to wash inside the wheel-wells of your vehicle.
you collect the little postcards in magazine issues...
...for recycling.
every e-mail reply that you send has been through a grammar checker...
...and you correct the original message.
you're on a "calorie-counting" diet and you count the calories in the hot sauce on your "Big Beef Burrito Supreme"
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