I would not go after the whiniest, no-talent, gluttonous girl on the show. I don't care if she's the main character!

I WOULD go after the hot villain chick in the leather costume. ^___^

If my gender is not immediately recognizable by the way I look, I will get a better haircut and/or wardrobe.

...or, if my gender is not immediately recognizable by the way I look, I will keep that look and hit on EVERYONE else on the show, regardless of gender, for maximum confusion value.

I will make sure my voice actor is male, no matter HOW good they say the woman seiyuu is.

I will not let American dubbing companies change my name to something girly just because I'm a pretty boy. (ie; Yukito [from Card Captor Sakura]=Julian)

I will have really awesome powers, so if anyone gives me grief about my looks, I can open a can of whoop-ass on them.

I will not wear makeup, unless I really WANT to be hit on by guys.

I will not cross-dress. See above for reason.

I will not cross-dress, wear makeup, or get too friendly with other male characters, unless I LIKE being put into yaoi fanfics.

I will read ahead in the script. If I'm supposed to end up dying (which is very likely), I will either take over as main character or become the comic relief. They CAN'T kill the comic relief!

If there is no way for me to weasel out of dying, I WILL put on the most tear-jerking, heart-rending death scene you've ever imagined! (Nuriko, eat your heart out! ^_^)

I will be at least part demon. All the best bishounen are demons or part demon in some way. (ie; Zelgadis, Xellos, Dark Schneider, Valgaav, Inu-Yasha, etc...

I will avoid other bishounen. They cramp my style.

I will avoid bishoujou as well. Unless they aren't quite as pretty as me. Then they can hang around to make me look better.

I will keep away from Tomo (Fushigi Yuugi).

I will appear on Dragon Ball Z and steal all the cute girls. They don't stand a chance against me.

I will be a VERY fast runner, so the DBZ guys don't catch me and turn my ass into hamburger.

I will be intelligent. If I've got the beauty, why not the brains?

I will either have black, purple, blue, green... Aw, what the hell, chicks dig me no matter what color my hair is. ^____^

I will not have pink hair, I will not have pink hair, I will not have pink hair, I will not....

I will not appear on Fushigi Yuugi. They already have a monopoly on hot bishounen....

I will be misunderstood. It worked for Sephiroth, didn't it? (Final Fantasy Seven)

I will be nice to the klutzy/scatterbrained/whiny/panicky/whatever young girl I see nearly every day. More than likely, she will wind up being important in some way and it would really suck if she wouldn't help me because I was mean to her.

I will make sure that my fan club is kept in line at ALL times.

...or, I will not have a fan club at all. They tend to get in the way.

I will be nice to the fanfic authoress, I will be nice to the fanfic authoress, I will be nice to the fanfic authoress...

I will seduce the authoress. Then I'll be set for life.