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Why
Computers are better than Girls
Computers don't change moods depending on what time of the month it is.
Computers never get headaches.
It's much easier to turn a computer on.
They don't wear those funky smelling fragrances.
If you neglect your computer for a week you don't have to buy it flowers to get it to work again.
You can push their buttons and they won't get mad.
When you want to turn it on, it doesn't take an hour and a half to look good. (That's us!) :)
You can turn the volume off.
It doesn't always ask you if it looks fat.
Nagging is done through annoying popups that you can just cover up with another window.
Why Girls are better
than Computers
They have a body. Need I say more?!
Girls have no anti-viral support for cooties!
They don't give you illegal operations for every thing you do...
Duh! We look better!.
A girl can do so much more than a computer date wise.
Girls smell nice :D
We look so much better in tanktops than towers do.
We're much more fun to snuggle with than computers.
cuz we say we are.. and you guys know we are always right.
You won't get electrocuted if you kiss a girl... assuming she likes you, of course.
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