Hannya
Looks:
It
would be best to open this up with an old adage.
"Beauty is only skin deep," right? Sad to
say, poor Hannya got his face burned at one time or
the other, so there's really no helping it, what
with plastic surgery and skin graft technology not
being invented yet. To compensate, you can still
appreciate the aesthetic beauty of Hannya through
his special oni masks. Worn 24 hours a day, never
taken off except by force, Hannya makes up for his
scarred appearance by wearing genuine hannya masks
which give him a beautiful, if fearsome, appearance.
There are rumors that Hannya keeps a golden mask for
special occasions, and it is even whispered that he
has a special diamond-studded mask which he is
reserving for his wedding day.
Brains:
Hannya
is no fool. Having realized that his looks often
wouldn't cut it, Hannya began to extensively improve
his intellect under the tutelage of his boss,
Shinomori Aoshi. The result is that Aoshi trusts him
explicitly to be able to handle any sort of task.
Hannya is smart enough that he developed an optical
illusion to enhance his fighting technique.
Personality:
Fanatic.
What you can expect from Hannya is pure devotion and
loyalty. That's really all you can ask for from a
spouse, ne?
Cooking
- Home Economics: Hard
to say. Hannya has focused so much on his training
that he has completely forgotten all about the other
aspects of life. Hannya wouldn't tell us a bit about
this, either. But when you consider that he probably
spent a lot of time alone living off the land, by
himself and with the other Oniwa Banshuu sojourners,
it is safe to assume that he has at least
rudimentary cooking skills, and that he has survival
ability in the wild (enough to start a cooking
fire).
Hannya
also has superb father skills. He practically raised
Makimachi Misao as a baby, and she turned out--
well, she turned out just fine, ne? No one could
make chibi-Misao smile quite like Hannya did. A
definite plus in the marriage department!
Fighting
skills: Superb.
He learned his kenpo from the master, Shinomori
Aoshi. Added to this, he makes use of a special
stripe pattern on his arms, combined with the proper
timing to thrust and stop his punches, that it
appears his arm elongates whenever he attacks. This
so good that it actually managed to fool the
Battousai himself.
Special
abilities: He
seems to have a high survivability rate. I imagine
he was burned, entire body and all, yet he still
survived. Only Shishio himself is the only person to
have managed this little trick.
Competition:
None.
He's a free stud, so what're you waiting for!
In-Laws:
Next
to nothing is known about Hannya's past, and it is
assumed the rest of his family is either dead or
long forgotten. That's a good thing, so that you
don't have any nagging in-laws to worry about.
What're you waiting for!
Finances:
Hannya
works for the Oniwa Banshuu. I can't say the pay is
good, so be sure to have your own supplementary
income.
Sex:
All
I can say is that this man will be devoted to
pleasing your every whim. He's like a little
puppydog, wanting to please his master. There is
absolutely no reason to believe that he won't be
able to perform and satisfy you. The only catch is:
how do you like burned flesh? Hmm, Yumi does just
fine with Shishio, so how can you complain with
Hannya?
Overall:
Hannya
has been living a life of hardship and destitution
all these years, that he's become a real stick in
the mud. To help him out of this quagmire, all you
need to do is show a sincere love and concern for
him. Shower him with affection, and he'll be taking
to you in no time. Of course, there is the problem
of him being dead, so you might want to take a trip
to Jigoku to do that. Just make sure you don't pick
any of the *real* hannya oni down there, or you
might be in a world of trouble. Remember, there's
only one Hannya, and he's got the funny stripes on
his arms. Don't make the mistake!