Maze
Otoko Maze: "I have a confession, I'm Gay"
Mill-chan: "Big sister brother can go to hell
for all I care"
Onna Maze: "I'm 100% sure I'll destroy the
Creator with all my might, bwahahahaha"
Solude: "The truth is that, that I'd loved
Aster since the first time I laid eyes on him"
Chic: "A Vacation would be nice"
Georgeous: "I'm not gay"
Rapier: "What if I told you Man maze, that
well, I'm really a man , but we can still be friends
right?"(man Maze runs away screaming)
Aster: "My secret hobby is.........reading yuri
Manga"
Randy: "But why can't it work out Mr.Maze? Is
it because of my size? size doesn't matter
right?"
Ranchiki: "I'm really a girl, why doesn't
anyone belive me?" *everyone sweatdrops*
Slayers
Lina Inverse: "I feel so nice today, I'll use
the giagantic treasure that took me weeks of hard
work to find & donate every single penny to the
orphanage"
Naga the White Serpant: "I feel so low about my
physical image"
Amelia: "I am Sailor Moon, I fight for Love
& Justice & I shall punish all evil
dowers"
Gourry: "I wouldn't mind a haircut"
Zel: "I'm the happiest quimera in the whole
world whehe"
Lina Inverse: "I just love my widle
sister"
Tenchi Muyo
Tenchi: "I will use my light saber to defeat
the Dark Side"
Ryoko: "I realize now that, there's tons of
other georgeous guys out there much better looking
than Tenchi"
Ayeka: "Ryoko is my best & dearest
friend"
Washu: "I'm bored of working in my lab , I need
something more exiting in life, hey Mihoshi the
lab's all yours"
Sasami: "Anyone want take out? "
Mihoshi: "I have decided that I have more goals
in life to acomplish, I am sorry for all the
inconvinience I caused partner Kiyone , I will work
alone from now on"
Kiyone: "You know what, having Mihoshi around
is not so bad after all"
Ryo-ohki: "Woof, woof"( barking)
Mayuka: "My real mommy is the sweetest &
most nicest lady in the whole wide world"
Sakuya: "Hi I'm Sayuka, Hi I'm Sakuya, Hi om Sakuyaaa* nuts & bolts fliying everywhere, smoke
coming out of her head*
Yosho: "I used to be so horny, that 2 out of 3
Tenchi movies had to do with girls that I knew
taking revenge on poor Tenchi"
Azaka & Kamidake: "We just love being
logs"
Saber Marionette J
Otaru: "Hanagata, let's get married!"
Lime(red terminator like eyes & terminator
background music): "I will destroy everything
in my path"
Cherry: "Anyone who dares ruin my dinner will
die", *evil glare*
Bloodberry: "I choose Panther over Otaru any
time"
Tiger: "I'm over Faust decades ago"
Hanagata: "I'm going straight"
Lorelei: "I'm the only real women, too bad for
all of you women wanna bees"
Sailor Moon
Serena: "It's over Darien, I'm sorry, find
someone else"
Amy: "Isn't obvious that our Sailor uniforms
don't hide our faces & the villains can't never
guess who we are after they'd seen us without the
uniform hundreds of times"
Rei: "The truth is Serena, I'd been sleeping
with your boyfriend since last year"
Mina: "I'm an airhead"
Lita: "snif, sniff, I can't never find a
boyfriend, am I so ugly?"
Rini: "I'm having an affair with a horse"
Amara: "I like men"
Michelle: "Amara is really my cousin"
Hotaru: "I'm the most popular girl at school, I
have lots & lots of friends"
Pluto: "The good thing about time traveling is,
I always look 20"
Luna: "Darn it, why couldn't Serena wish me
human for life not just for a night, that girl is
just so dumb sometimes"
Tuxedo Mask(making his dumb speech): "Ahhh..."
(a sniper shot him)
Gundam Wing
Heero (for the 366 time): "I will kill you
Relena"
Relena: "Give it up Heero, you don't believe
that yourself"
Relena: "I'm a stalker but Heero doesn't
mind"
Duo: "Hey Fanfiction.net writers, can you stop
making me gay already!!, it really pisses me
off"
Trowa: "I'm too hot to be 15"
Quatre: "All my dozens of sisters are all from
different women"
Wufei: "There, there Nataku, I won't let those
other evil mobile dolls hurt you"
Zechs: "Hey, I'm running out of masks
again"
Ranma 1/2
Ranma: "I don't mind being a woman, I kinda
like it"
Ranchan: "I truly love you Kuno Tatewaki"
Akane: "So what if P-chan is Ryoga, that's why
it was so nice to sleep with him "
Shampoo: "Me tired of trying to catcha Ranma,
me desperate, Moose my love where are you?"
Ryoga: "I think Ranchan is cute"
Nabiki: "From now on I wont blackmail any one,
I'll be totally honest"
Happosai: "Now I'll sell my valuable women's
underwear collection on E-bay & make me a
fortune"
DragonBall Z
Goku: "I'm not hungry"
Bulma: "I don't deserve a hunk like Vegeta"
Pan: "I'm cute & beautiful"
Trunks: "I have 10 different girlfriends"
No. 18: "I must have been very drunk to sleep
with Krillin"
Gohan: "Videl , you would look very hot with
short hair"
Goten: "I wanna study"
Bra: "If you pay me money, I'll get you a date
with the super hot & eternally young Mirai,
Trunks"
|