Things the Anime Characters would never say.

created by Michiru

 

Maze

Otoko Maze: "I have a confession, I'm Gay"

Mill-chan: "Big sister brother can go to hell for all I care"

Onna Maze: "I'm 100% sure I'll destroy the Creator with all my might, bwahahahaha"

Solude: "The truth is that, that I'd loved Aster since the first time I laid eyes on him"

Chic: "A Vacation would be nice"

Georgeous: "I'm not gay"

Rapier: "What if I told you Man maze, that well, I'm really a man , but we can still be friends right?"(man Maze runs away screaming)

Aster: "My secret hobby is.........reading yuri Manga"

Randy: "But why can't it work out Mr.Maze? Is it because of my size? size doesn't matter right?"

Ranchiki: "I'm really a girl, why doesn't anyone belive me?" *everyone sweatdrops*


Slayers

Lina Inverse: "I feel so nice today, I'll use the giagantic treasure that took me weeks of hard work to find & donate every single penny to the orphanage"

Naga the White Serpant: "I feel so low about my physical image"

Amelia: "I am Sailor Moon, I fight for Love & Justice & I shall punish all evil dowers"

Gourry: "I wouldn't mind a haircut"

Zel: "I'm the happiest quimera in the whole world whehe"

Lina Inverse: "I just love my widle sister"


Tenchi Muyo

Tenchi: "I will use my light saber to defeat the Dark Side"

Ryoko: "I realize now that, there's tons of other georgeous guys out there much better looking than Tenchi"

Ayeka: "Ryoko is my best & dearest friend"

Washu: "I'm bored of working in my lab , I need something more exiting in life, hey Mihoshi the lab's all yours"

Sasami: "Anyone want take out? "

Mihoshi: "I have decided that I have more goals in life to acomplish, I am sorry for all the inconvinience I caused partner Kiyone , I will work alone from now on"

Kiyone: "You know what, having Mihoshi around is not so bad after all"

Ryo-ohki: "Woof, woof"( barking)

Mayuka: "My real mommy is the sweetest & most nicest lady in the whole wide world"

Sakuya: "Hi I'm Sayuka, Hi I'm Sakuya, Hi om Sakuyaaa* nuts & bolts fliying everywhere, smoke coming out of her head*

Yosho: "I used to be so horny, that 2 out of 3 Tenchi movies had to do with girls that I knew taking revenge on poor Tenchi"

Azaka & Kamidake: "We just love being logs"


Saber Marionette J

Otaru: "Hanagata, let's get married!"

Lime(red terminator like eyes & terminator background music): "I will destroy everything in my path"

Cherry: "Anyone who dares ruin my dinner will die", *evil glare* 

Bloodberry: "I choose Panther over Otaru any time"

Tiger: "I'm over Faust decades ago"

Hanagata: "I'm going straight"

Lorelei: "I'm the only real women, too bad for all of you women wanna bees"



Sailor Moon

Serena: "It's over Darien, I'm sorry, find someone else"

Amy: "Isn't obvious that our Sailor uniforms don't hide our faces & the villains can't never guess who we are after they'd seen us without the uniform hundreds of times"

Rei: "The truth is Serena, I'd been sleeping with your boyfriend since last year"

Mina: "I'm an airhead"

Lita: "snif, sniff, I can't never find a boyfriend, am I so ugly?" 

Rini: "I'm having an affair with a horse"

Amara: "I like men"

Michelle: "Amara is really my cousin"

Hotaru: "I'm the most popular girl at school, I have lots & lots of friends"

Pluto: "The good thing about time traveling is, I always look 20"

Luna: "Darn it, why couldn't Serena wish me human for life not just for a night, that girl is just so dumb sometimes"

Tuxedo Mask(making his dumb speech): "Ahhh..." (a sniper shot him) 



Gundam Wing

Heero (for the 366 time): "I will kill you Relena"

Relena: "Give it up Heero, you don't believe that yourself"

Relena: "I'm a stalker but Heero doesn't mind"

Duo: "Hey Fanfiction.net writers, can you stop making me gay already!!, it really pisses me off"

Trowa: "I'm too hot to be 15"

Quatre: "All my dozens of sisters are all from different women"

Wufei: "There, there Nataku, I won't let those other evil mobile dolls hurt you"

Zechs: "Hey, I'm running out of masks again"



Ranma 1/2

Ranma: "I don't mind being a woman, I kinda like it"

Ranchan: "I truly love you Kuno Tatewaki"

Akane: "So what if P-chan is Ryoga, that's why it was so nice to sleep with him "

Shampoo: "Me tired of trying to catcha Ranma, me desperate, Moose my love where are you?"

Ryoga: "I think Ranchan is cute"

Nabiki: "From now on I wont blackmail any one, I'll be totally honest"

Happosai: "Now I'll sell my valuable women's underwear collection on E-bay & make me a fortune"



DragonBall Z

Goku: "I'm not hungry"

Bulma: "I don't deserve a hunk like Vegeta"

Pan: "I'm cute & beautiful"

Trunks: "I have 10 different girlfriends"

No. 18: "I must have been very drunk to sleep with Krillin"

Gohan: "Videl , you would look very hot with short hair"

Goten: "I wanna study"

Bra: "If you pay me money, I'll get you a date with the super hot & eternally young Mirai, Trunks"