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you always carry around clear eyes...
you can make a bowl with three items or less that are easibly found anytime anywhere...
wrappers from munchies constantly cover the floor of your room...
your nickname is "iron lungs"...
you've tried rolling a joint with phone book paper...
you're never caught dead without roach clips...
the pizza delivery guy knows your name,address, phone #, and exactly what you like on your pizza...
you search for hours for your lighter and it's in your hand the whole time...
your alarm clock, watch and cell phone are all set to go off at 4:20...
you smoke the whole filter off your cigarette before you realize you've lit the wrong end...
you have enough pot seeds to make beanbag chair...
you name your bongs and bowls...
you constantly forget where your stash is hidden...
you pretend that you're not high just so you can smoke again...
you smoke a lot of pot...
you think this list is funny so far...
you can't afford to buy papers because you've spent all your money on pot...
you think the song "puff the magic dragon" is about smoking weed...
you've used up a whole tank of gas driving around trying to hook up a sack
you smoke out your dog regularly
your best friend is chubby, never talks and wears a trenchcoat
mosquitoes get high off of biting you
hydro means something more than just water to you
you know where your dad stashes his stuff
you've never seen the inside of a movie theater when you're sober
you think burger king's 49 cent cheeseburgers were the greatest thing ever invented
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