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You get a tattoo of a mitama on your chest.
On your college apps, you put "Arigami" as your major.
You are hospitalized for trying to jump buildings.
You stare at your forearms for hours, trying to sprout blades from them.
You taunt your friends for being imperfect souls.
You call your girlfriend/boyfriend "Momiji"/"Kusanagi"
You insist that the TAC is your career choice.
You claim to sense Arigami every time you get heartburn.
You wear pink jumpsuits and have a bizarre obsession with guns.
Whenever you see a government official, you scream, "Don't sacrifice me!"
You refuse to eat vegetables and accuse those who do of being cannibals.
You start a church for the worship of Susano-oh.
You have a crush on any Blue Seed character.
You want to marry any Blue Seed character.
You really think you will marry said character.
You can sing the Carnival Babel perfectly... and you don't speak Japanese.
When you die and meet God, and He tells you He will give you the answer to any one question, you ask Him, "What's with 'foxy night game?'"
You make your friends call you [insert name of favorite character]
You refuse to see any doctor whose name isn't Matsudaira.
You're terrified of ceramics.
You design computer programs that determine what pair of panties your love interest will be wearing that day... (^-^;;;)
No one has ever seen your right eye.
You believe you have a long-lost twin who wants to destroy humankind.
You think the "Ari-gummy bears" joke is funny and you laugh at it.
You tell the "Ari-gummy" joke to your friends and expect them to laugh.
You own both dubbed and subbed versions of each tape, and you host debates about which is better.
You stalk Jason Lee.
The people at ADV know you by name.
You refuse to change in the girl's locker room for fear of mutant spiders.
You spontaneously burst into song, chanting "Omake! Omake!," for no apparent reason.
You dye your hair green, but you're disappointed you can't dye your blood green as well.
You expect Post-it notes to work as well as Sakura's talismans.
You refuse to date any guy who doesn't have four eyebrows.
The guys at the comic store reserve the new Blue Seed tapes for you--as soon as they are shipped and without being asked.
You only have one outfit: black shirt, green pants, red trenchcoat, and loafers.
You have a paper Kusanagi hanging outside your window.
You spend all your rainy days inside your room humming Carnival Babel, drinking water, and looking out the window.
Whenever you cant read something you insist the writer used a chicken foot.
You suspect your grandmother of sneaking out of the house at night to go to discos
You think "Why cant I be the Kushinada"
You dream about being the Kushinada
You think you are the Kushinada
You are the Kushinada
You think "Why cant I be the Kushinada"...and you're a guy.
You belive a giant Aragami Jellyfish is really why the Titanic sunk
You tape the largest kitchen knives you own to your forearms and leave the house saying you must find Kusanagi.
You walk around with your dog in your shirt.
You start a petition for the city to erect Shinto temples on every street corner because you cant go a day without getting your fortune told "The Real Way"
You belive if you concentrate hard enough you can sprout spikes and blades from your body just like Murakumo and Kusanagi
You ask your doctor if he can implant you with spikes and blades so you don't have to concentrate that hard anymore.
Al Pacino reminds you of Kunikida.
You own copies of Blue Seed II the OAV...and you don't live in Japan.
When you see a skyscraper you wonder why there isn't a giant centipede wrapped around it.
At least once a week you travel to the closest spring and stand in the middle of it dumping buckets of water on you while wearing a bathrobe... you know...just in case...
You know the original story of Susano-o and the Kushinada by heart.
You draw spirals on a pair of glasses and run around throwing pieces of paper at things, but you tell people your banishing evil spirits.
You see someone doing this and you don't have to ask.
You see someone doing this and you consider them a threat because after all, you are the Kushinada.
This is the only webpage you visit.
You are sitting in an instantly inflatable red chair.
You have a special tape that you put all the Blue Seed Omake Theatres on.
Every morning you have the same thing for breakfast: Steamed Rice, Baked Seaweed, Miso Soup, Broiled Fish, and...one fly.
You see the logic in Kunikida trying to squeeze himself into a half filled tub of water.
You think squeezing into a half filled tub of water should be an Olympic event.
You practice daily determined to get onto the tube squeezing team, should there be one.
You killed the insolent bastard that had the nerve to ask "If Kome's so tough. why does she wear pink?"
You only go outside in winter, because you believe pollen will kill you.
You suspect the lady down the street of being an immortal sea creature.
You suspect anyone of being an immortal sea creature.
You look up into every tree you come across wondering, "Well...where the hell is HE!?"
You call Toei animation and pitch them a show about Sailor Moose.
Yuzo Takada has a retraining order on you.
You watch the Omake Theatre First, then rewind the tape to watch the other two episodes.
You buy every volume of The Guyver, because he as blades that come out of his arms too, and the monsters remind you of Aragami.
You also bought the two American Guyver movies for the same reason.
You have memorized this list.
You think everything listed here is merely just the basic requirements to be a Blue Seed fan.
You don't think Blue is an odd hair color.
Your hair is blue.
You have a list of all of Kunikida's jokes.
You tell these jokes at parties.
You scoff at those that don't laugh at your jokes, because they are obviously imperfect souls.
You spend your mornings making the perfect boxed lunch.
You spend even more time in the morning making a second, you know... just in case...
You hunt Aragami for a hobby.
You believe the AD in AD Vision stands for Aragami Devoted.
You only give copies of Blue Seed volumes for presents.
If you believe Blue Seed is the answer to all the worlds problems.
If right now you just asked "It isn't?"
You don't think that Jun is an odd name for a boy.
You changed your name to Jun.
You hunt Aragami for a living.
You joined the army, but are having second thoughts because you aren't allowed to wear a pink jumpsuit.
Since you cant wear a pink jumpsuit you demand to be transferred to the TAC instead.
Yuzo Takada asks you questions about Blue Seed.
You hunt crows with flare guns.
You refuse to eat cucumber just because Momiji doesn't eat it.
You cant find the remote and are disappointed when your arm doesn't extend all the way to the TV.
You want to cut off someone's head to see if it will grow legs and walk away.
You wish you could teach your dog to turn into an Aragami and chase people down the street.
YOU CAN NEVER WATCH TOO MUCH BLUE SEED!!!
You buy contacts with slits so you can have Kusanagi's eyes.
You're still waiting for that Blue Seed movie to come out.
You wonder when Sakura will release her first CD
You realize she's just a fictional character in an Anime, and you still wonder.
You go out in public pretending to be Shugishita, because you think it will get you more dates.
You're able to think of 70+ of these reaso.....um...nevermind.
You think there should be an episode on the X-Files dedicated to Aragami.
You've moved to Japan to become: a) A Shinto Priest/Priestess, b) A member of the TAC, c) A Kushinada, d) Freelance Arigami Hunter, e) Teen Idol
You wish you were Japanese, so you could run around with a torch and sing about your heritage.
All of the Above.
You think you're the overlooked '3rd Sister'
You think you're the overlooked '3rd Sister' and you're a guy.
You are in class/work...and your pager/cell phone goes off...and the teacher/boss asks you what that sound is...you tell him/her it's your Kushinada Pulse...and since he/she doesn't believe you they search your things anyway to find the pager/cell phone...and doesn't find one.
Your Geography teacher assigns a report on anything in or about Japan, and you insist on writing about: a) Plant-men, b) Arigami, c) The Kushinada twins, d) The Kushinada legend, e) The TAC
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