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...You
insist to your friend who works at the Zoo on naming
the newborn penguin Pen-Pen.
...You decipher the Sephiroth Scale of the Ten
Divine Names and read over it for fun.
...You hear about a friend getting a virus on his
computer, and immediately try to recall all of
Ritsuko's
keystrokes.
...Everytime you see a dirty room, you think of
Misato.
...You meet a guy in reality named Shinji, and can
not help but wonder if he and his father hate each
other.
...Because you found a guy named Shinji, you are
confident that you will find Rei and Asuka
....You smack people in the face and tell them that
it's a bargain viewing rate.
...Your friends expose themselves back.
...You were the only one of your friends who didn't
think the Rei figurine with the detachable head was
creepy.
...You get highly offended when your friend tells
you if it's hot out, you should take your sweater
...You're disappointed when the school guidance
counselor says your not cut out for NERV employment.
...You watch Trainspotting and Eva 0:13 in the same
session, run to the front door, throw it open and
scream:
"CHOOSE LIFE!"
...No, mom, you're not supposed to say 'Ohh, hi
honey.' Here's how it works: I say "I'm
home" and you reply
"Welcome home."
...You sit in your chair with nothing to do and you
say "I never thought that doing nothing could
be this
exhausting"
...To ask for an impossible favor you offer a steak
dinner.
...In the Playstation game "Rival Schools"
you always use Akira as your back up character,
because of her
team up move.
...You know the Names of all the NERV techs.
...In Social Studies class your teacher say to
makeup an island. You name your island Eva and put
the capitol
Tokyo-3.
...You start acting like you favorite Eva character.
...Your friends go to Japan and you throw a fit when
they don't bring you anything back that has to do w/
eva.
...You get a Renault Alpine and try to park like
Misato...and succeed.
...You say, "It's hot" and your friend
replies, "Yes."
...You start to bathe more frequently because it
cleans the mind and soul.
...Half a maple leaf with the words "God's in
his heaven, All's Right with the World" appear
in your dreams.
...You arrest your son when he doesn't come out of
the car, and tell him that it is against the law to
use the
car in a personal vendetta.
...Your computer opens with Thesis of a Cruel Angel
and closes with "Fly Me to the Moon"
...You keep on having flashbacks of yourself crying
at age three when your mother disappears.
...When you wake up in a hospital, the first thing
you think of is a giant eye.
...You get fired from your job as a street painter
when you start painting the streets with signs to
warn
motorists there is an EVA plug ahead.
...You know the subtle differences between the
translation of the Japanese version and the dubbed
version.
...You saw Kaoru in Slayers Try.
...You didn't see Kaoru in Slayers Try because You
were too busy watching Eva.
...You see a window overlooking a large room and you
avoid it because you're afraid that Unit 00 will go
berserk and try to smash it.
...You blame passengers for creating "thought
noise" when your car won't start.
...You get in your friend's new Volkswagen and you
begin thinking "bratwurst, strudel..." and
other German
words so you don't mess up their synchronization.
...In an awkward situation, you say nothing and
stand perfectly still for an entire minute.
...You just start singing "Tumbling down,
tumbling down, tumbling dooooown"
...When asked to point Tokyo out on a map, you ask
"1, 2, or 3?"
...You arrive to the conclusion that Rei is not
mentally insane.
... You try to work out, genetically, if a 1/4
Japanese girl could have red hair and blue eyes.
...You wish you could replace a V8 engine with an S2
engine.
...Real girls start to look less attractive
...You start seeing lines, zigzags, and other
thickly drawn shapes in black on a white background
in your
dreams.
...Every time you dream, Shinji's voice repeats,
"Enemy. Enemy. Enemy! ENEMY!
...You're pissed that your city doesn't have
buildings that rise up out of the ground like
Tokyo-3 does.
...You make a large hand-shaped indentation in you
lawn and tell people that you narrowly missed being
crushed by a falling Unit 01 because you were
between two of its fingers.
...You don't pay your power bill because you think
that "all the power in Japan is yours.
...You slap anyone who hates their hard-to-know,
emotionless father.
...You go to driver training, and when the
instructor asks the class to explain why it's unsafe
to pick up
hitchhikers, you scream, "You can't allow
unauthorized personnel into the entry plug!"
...Whenever you kiss your boyfriend, you hold his
nose because "it tickles my face" then run
off to the
bathroom and start gargling madly.
...You tell people that your computer was programmed
using your mother's personality, and it was divided
into:
Your mother as a woman, your mother as a
parent/mother, and your mother as a scientist.
...You know almost all of the lines word perfect and
when you watch an episode you can speak along with
it.
...You make up an EVA drinking game (see Links
Page).
...After you watch something you say "That was
nothing compared to Evangelion."
...You take a psychology course just so you can
better understand the mental conditions of all the
characters
of Evangelion.
...You learn to read Japanese just so you can play
the Evangelion card game, or read the imported manga
you
just bought.
...You talk to someone for the first time and talk
to them about Eva even though the don't even know
what
anime is.
...You sign everyone's yearbook " God's in his
heaven, all's right with the world"
...You actually know that Robert Browning wrote
that.
...You decide to learn Japanese just so you can view
the series in its unabridged, undubbed, unsubbed
glory.
...When a girl complains she's on her period and you
say "So? That shouldn't affect your synch
ratio."
...You think about EVA more than you think of your
Girlfriend/boyfriend.
...You want to get the same Walkman as Shinji.
...When in a sticky situation you say " I
mustn't run away ... I mustn't run away" over
and over.
...You're doing a writing sample for school, you
write one including every Eva character you can fit,
and
Tokyo-3. Your teacher thinks it's highly original.
You think it's hilarious.
...You convert your basement into an underground
shelter just in case an Angel attacks.
...You realize that your friend CJ's name's closest
translation in Japanese is Shinji.
...You scour the nation's school uniform stores
searching for Rei/Asuka's dress.
...You take offense when your beloved calls you
angel.
...Your boyfriend tells you he's getting a second
job, and you shoot him.
...You buy a Frank Sinatra CD just so you have
another version of "Fly Me To The Moon".
...You spend more money on Eva merchandise than on
food.
...Someone asks you to send them a .wav file for
them to identify you by, and you send Asuka
shouting, "Are
you an idiot?!"
...You give someone a lecture on tenshi vs. shito
and they say "Enough, I've already heard
it!"
...You cried when you finished the last Eva movie.
...You have ICQed people out of the blue because
their nicknames were Eva-related.
...You brag to your friends that you match more
items on this list than they do.
...You plan on getting having a baby in 2001 so that
they'll be old enough to be pilots, then kill
yourself so
they'll be "motherless children."
...You do your final paper in English class on Eva.
...Your friends who have never seen the series start
making up symptoms after watching you talk about Eva
...You do your psychology thesis on the
psychological themes in Evangelion.
...You legally change your name to one of the Eva
characters
...You realize that you'll be 29 and your best
friend will be 30 in the year 2015. (Misato and
Ritsuko)
...You realize that for every character in
Evangelion you have a friend similar to him/her.
...You actually noticed it when, in Genesis 0:1, the
roof of Misato's car was dented and two seconds
later it
was perfectly flat.
...You noticed when Ritsuko's earrings weren't
attached to her ears.
...You noticed Misato's earring change in Genesis
0:1 from suns to pearls, plus, she never wears the
sun
earrings again.
...You find it kind of funny that this page is on
Angelfire.
...You make a costume and dress up as youÕre
favorite Eva character.
...You go to Project A-kon X, and pester Tiffany
Grant to give you a sound byte for your Too Much Eva
page.
...Your father hires you to work at his organization
because he has a use for you.
...You make a club called Seele.
...You start using NGE characters/situations anytime
you are asked to make comparisons in a Literature
class.
...The only discs that seem to be in your CD player
are Eva soundtracks, and you have a 6 disc changer.
...You tell your (Female) classmates that they would
make great mothers.
...You sell pictures of a cute classmate to other
students.
...Your E-mail has a user name related to Evangelion.
...You only visit pages about Evangelion.
...You have the scripts of the 26 chapters.
...You have the scripts of the 2 movies.
...You never get tired of visiting pages like this.
...When you nitpick the series to create your own
symptoms.
...When angels don't seem heavenly anymore.
...You believe that your AT Field will protect you
from anything.
...You find this website so funny because you can
relate with every SINGLE thing (man, ain't that
scary!)
...Your emotional outbursts include the words "antabaka",
"bakat nanikateneyo" and "kirai!"
without you even
noticing.
...You actually time if it really takes less than 20
seconds for Asuka to destroy each of the Eva series.
...You hold group discussions to determine the true
interpretation of the End of Evangelion.
...In these group discussions, you can never never
EVER agree
....These cartoon characters are more real to you
than any person you will ever meet.
...You play Rock/Paper/Scissors with your roommate
to divide up the chores.
...You understand exactly what is happening at any
given point in the series. Even during the
psycho-babble!
...You tell your unenlightened friends about
Evangelion all the time, even though they have no
idea what your
talking about.
...You name your children after the pilots.
...You refer to your basement/wine cellar as
terminal dogma
...You buy a purple car, just so you can get
personalized number plates that say
"eva01"
...Volcanoes erupt, and you tell your friends that
an angel has awoke inside the magma.
...You think its normal to have dreams about Eva
characters, especially blue haired, red eyed ones.
...You have a dream about piloting you own
Evangelion.
...You go into a jewelry store and get upset because
You can't find a cross like Misato's.
...You try to mix your own LCL in Chemistry Class.
...After reading a list like this you realize that
more than half of them describe you...and you're
damn proud of
it.
...You insist on bringing a video camera to school
and taping everything in sight.
...You are in withdrawal because you do not have
access to new NGE material.
...You have visited over 20 NGE sites in the last
week!
...You notice that halfway through the series Misato
switches from Yebisu Beer to Boa Beer.
... Your best pickup line is "Do you want to
become one with me?"
...You have tried to use "Do you want to become
one with me?" as a pick up line.
... you stare at a complete stranger, thinking 'wow,
he/she looks just like (fill in character of choice)
...You start to hate your father. Immensely.
...You check this webpage to see what symptoms you
haven't come down with yet.
...You start to fantasize about Asuka coming into
your room, falling asleep beside you.
...You can listen to 'Fly me to the Moon' for, oh,
say a billion times and not get sick of it.(Of
course it helps
when there's 20 different versions of the song.)
...The world as we know it is about to end and you
pick up a six-pack-a-Yebisu beer and go back to
watching
NGE.
...You write an e-mail to Riff 13 to tell him about
your symptoms of watching too much NGE.
...You cried when you saw the scene where Ritsuko
destroyed the dummy plug.
...You whacked anyone who even dared to say anything
bad about EVA.
...You go to the supermarket to look for Yebisu
beer.
...You start to clasp your hands together and rest
your head on them like how Gendo does it.
...You run to the kitchen, grab something hot and
burn your hands. Then you can tell people about how
you
risked your life to save Rei's.
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