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General
-You start dialling wrong numbers all over the place
just to try contacting the Goddess Help Office,
leaving a trail of very irate people all over
the country..
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You wonder which you'll call first, the Earth
Otasuke (Help) Center or The Goddess Help Office?
(Also known as the Relief Goddess Office, pick your
choice.)
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Facial markings are all the rage in your school, and
in your neighbourhood, and your household, and.....
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You've broken several mirrors, damaged a television,
gotten wet in your swimming pool, and ruined your
favorite camera just to see if you could teleport
through them. (Then you really wish you could
teleport when the repair bills arrive and your
parents look at them.)
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You answer the phone with the opening : "Hello,
this is the Goddess Help Office, I'll now visit you
for a consultation...." everytime and totally
spook the person who's on the other end out.
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Or : If you own an answering machine, you have it
open with : "Hello, this is the Goddess Help
Office. All our staff are currently on call, so if
you'll leave your name...."
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You become devoutly religious. (Hey, could happen.)
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You don't go "Oh my God!" anymore, you go
"Oh my Goddess!".
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Your girlfriend gets so fed up of you fawning over
your latest anime craze (AMG! of course!) she
decides to dress up like one of the Goddesses just
to get your attention. Or she leaves you.
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You swallow eggs left, right and centre just to see
if you'll find an angel's egg so you can have your
own angel. (Watch those calories though!)
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Your Norse mythology becomes so good, you could take
an examination on the National/International level
based on the subject and score a perfect. Easily.
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Darjeeling tea becomes your favorite beverage.
Belldandy
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You never, ever doubt the brains and power behind
anyone with a voice like that again.
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You also start hoping you can hear that voice over
the phone when you dial a wrong number.
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Watching people pass through mirrors doesn't faze
you in the least, since you've got one at home who
does that all the time.
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Everytime you see a ring, you think about a promise
you made but can't remember....
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Suddenly, female Norse blondes are very attractive
to you even though they don't speak (Insert language
other than the one they use.).
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The school Belle is that new transfer student
named Belldandy. (BAD PUN! GO SIT IN A
CORNER!) ^_^U
Urd
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You're very, very careful everytime you
recieve video tapes from others, especially those
with erotic titles, and sit several meters away from
the television set when you play it lest someone
kick you in the face from the TV. (Urgh, who'd watch
those with erotic titles anyway!?)
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Your ability to imitate others' voices is
unparalleled. And so's the amount of havoc you cause
with it.
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You get a really strong tan and you're still nowhere
near Urd's skin shade even though that Anime
Convention's coming up in a day or two's time, and
artificial skin tanners just don't cut it. (And even
if you are a cross dresser...)
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White/Silver hair is not just for senior citizens
anymore. (No Offense!)
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You wonder everytime you see lightning strike if
that's Urd being zapped again by Kami-sama for doing
something wrong. Or if that's Urd zapping someone.
^_^
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Nobody ever touches your personal medicine cabinet.
Mostly because they don't know what the medicine
might do to them, and also because they don't know
what you'll do to them.
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You out-do your University's Chemistry professor in
anything he can toss at you and end up stumping him
with your own questions and/or formulae.
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You have a habit of turning beaches into the Frozen
Wastes everytime you sneak up on someone.
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You hate Polkas because they bore you to sleep.
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Your best friend's a rat.
Skuld
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You make a connection between the disproportionate
amount of bomb-holding space Skuld has in her
clothes and the mysterious events surrounding every
other anime character who can procure something out
of proportion to the space in their own clothes. (Hammerspace!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Akane Tendou)
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Full grade Mechatronics (Electrical engineering and
then some!) was your specialities when you were
about, oh... 9?
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Who told you kids couldn't play with bombs? (I'm NOT
a KID! Neo-Skuld cluster-bombs! - Skuld)
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Making bipedal androids/robots doesn't seem much to
you when the world's best robotics engineers already
have trouble designing a useable tri-legged one. (Is
this true?)
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You totally blast anyone calling you a kid into the
next century with bombs. Lots and Lots and LOTS of
bombs, all the while screaming "Neo-(Insert
your name here) bomb barrage!"
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You're afraid to step into any liquid/liquid surface
(like say, a swimming pool) because you're afraid
you'll end up in Heaven. (Asgaard in Nordic
mythology)
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When someone tells you there's a bug in the room,
you pack your hammer and look for those eight legged
rabbit-like things instead of the insect that person
meant.
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Everytime something goes wrong, you scream :
"It's all the BUGS' fault, someone fix
Yggdrasil!"
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You lapse into a zombie-like trance and start
chanting "Ice cream... ice cream..."
~Andy Wennersten
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"When you build some device, you have to have
to name it, and that name will consist of (at least)
three words relating to that device (of which one
will be your name) and have a "Mark (insert any
number here)" after it.
The
Morisatos
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Your signature consists of a letter and a number.
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You aren't a monk but you like to live in temples.
Preferably abandoned ones.
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You and your siblings are always squabbling about
age differences just because of school.
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You're the shortest guy in campus but that doesn't
stop you from getting the school belle as a
girlfriend.
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You're always the target for some malicious
demon(ess)'s mischief.
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You aren't bothered by the fact that other people
would do anything for a wish, let alone a second
one, and you don't even know what to wish for when
you get them.
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You also aren't bothered by the fact that you've got
three Goddesses living with you under the same roof,
you really don't mind, and that sometimes a fourth
will visit and at least two of the four have
strong feelings for you.
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AND you really, REALLY don't mind being taken
as your school club's scapegoat for all the tough
jobs that somehow are all a result of your seniors'
work.
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You work like a dog for that ring to give to your
girlfriend, and for some reason you can't remember
why you're doing it.
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You accidentally turn yourself into a girl, but are
releived to find out that it's only the waist up.
-Andy Wennersten (Now that's freaky. -G.F)
Tamiya
& Ootaki
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You wonder why your parents named you after model
kit companies. (Tamiya's a popular one in
Singapore.)
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Your mode of transport is disproportionately smaller
than your body size and you can still fit in with
another of about the same size.
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Wearing spare mechanical parts as body ornaments
isn't weird at all. Saves you a trip to the garage
in a mechanical breakdown.
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You either have the most outrageous hairstyle ever,
or almost no hair at all.
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Sunglasses are a permanent facial feature. So's that
smile on your face.
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You and your friend have a lot of secrets to hide
from the lower grade students under your care, but
you can't remember half of them yourself.
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An old love interest suddenly returns to haunt you.
And your friend.
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You declare your house a men's only dorm and kick
out anyone who brings a girl inside.
Toshiyuki
Aoshima & Mishima Sayoko
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You'll do anything to get that new girl over to your
side, and your cousin will do anything to get her
away.
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You're always wondering why that new transfer
student is wiping the mirror everytime you come out
of the lavatory's cubicle.
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You're rich rich rich, snobbish snobbish snobbish,
and lovin' it! ^_^
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You don't believe in Goddesses, but believe that the
things you've been seeing are a result of a
magician. (Boy, that's gotta hurt your faith.)
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You set up a club on campus when the girl of your
dreams is in the rival club just so you can try
beating them and winning the girl.
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You devise all sorts of devious plans to win the
school belle over to your side. At least, devious to
you alone.
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