You know you've been watching too much Revolutionary Girl Utena when...

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you carry a sword around

you tried pulling a sword from some ones chest

it worked

you learned Japanese just so that you could read the manga

you tried to build a castle upside-down

it worked

you dyed your hair pink, green, red, blue, or orange

you joined the student council so that you could say the speech

they let you

you got kicked out of a building for riding the elevators nonstop 5 hours

you tried to put a tie on a mouse

you tried to dye the mouse purple

it worked

you wear the opposite sex's clothes to school

you tried to get engaged to someone by fighting his or her boy/girl friend

it worked

you’re upset at your mom & dad for not dieing, 'cause now your prince won’t come

you have a prince

you tried to move into an observatory

you want to own the Akio car (who doesn’t!?!)

you DO own the Akio car!!!

you don’t know if you’re real or not

you have a sword in your chest

you know how to and can take it out

you wear roses and dare people to knock it off your chest

your invited to go to a 'toga' party, and you wear a red wig

you put random animals in your closet, desk, and pencil box

you sign letters as 'end of the world'

you give all your friends rose colors and make them wear the roses all the time

your dream man is 2D and has bright red, green, blue, or silver hair & you wont have any one else

the only things you'll eat for supper are magic curry, or shaved ice

you get on an elevator and won’t let the other passengers leave till they memorize the chick speech

you make your school build a rose garden

you insist that it be in a birdcage green house

you take fencing AND kendo

at the start of every fight you say "grant me the power...."

anyone who fights MUST wear a rose on his or her jacket

when going up long staircases, you expect frilly things to appear on your out fit

they do

when you hear "jolly green giant" you think of Saionji *cough, cough*

you kicked everyone out of your dorm 'cept for you and your roommate

your roommate has a sword in their chest

you crack open eggs just to free the chick inside

you call your boy/girl friend by your fav. Utena guy

you have your boy/girl friend change their name so that'll the same as your fav. Utena person

you ask people to slap you

your happy when they do

you try to trap your brother in the castle you built up at #5-6

it worked

you bothered to read down 50 lines of nothing

you go to dances with a dress on that melts under water

you try and get it wet, so Utena will save you

your sad and angry when your sitting there wet and with no Utena to show for it

you have so many posters on your walls you've forgotten what the paint/wallpaper looks like

when you take them down to find out all you see is another layer of posters

you played your Utena tapes so often that they wore out and snapped (this happened to me!!)

you try to give every1's different mental disorders names

you feel bad for Shiori

you took a trip to Japan too see the movie

you made your own Rosebride doll, like the one Saionji has (he does have 1!!!!)

you find no matter what your talking about, you can connect it some how to Utena

you try to grow a bindi to look like Anthy

you bought a stopwatch or batteries for an old one so that you could time things

you bought everyone you know a stopwatch and expected them to time things (they didn't)

you tried to fall in love with your brother...(good thing you didn't!!)

you took your best friends photo and put it in a locket

you play a self-recorded tape of yourself saying the chick speech