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The
Jerk
"Shut up and fix me my dinner, woman."
Also Known As: Creep, Loser, WhiteTrash
Advantages: None
Disadvantages: You're his new maid.
Nerd Boy
"With just this protractor and slide rule I can calculate the exact moment in time when you flee from me in disgust."
Also Known As: Doofus, Big Dork, Bill Gates
Advantages: Good earning potential, Never have to worry where he is at night
Disadvantages: Has a face only a mother could love.
The Cheapskate
"Let's go dutch treat at McDonalds."
Also Known As: Penny Pincher, Tightwad, Engineer
Advantages: Always has a lot of money
Disadvantages: Will never spend it on you.
The Couch Potato
"That's 350 lbs of pure muscle."
Also Known As: Doughboy, Lazy, Fatass
Advantages: Plenty of man to love
Disadvantages: May roll over on you in bed and crush you like a grape
The Player
"We're just friends baby. You know I love you."
Also Known As: Male Slut, Smooth Operator, Dog
Advantages: Good in bed
Disadvantages: Has more STDs than you could name
Pretty Boy
"Should I go with mousse or gel in my hair today?"
Also Known As: Hottie, Good-Lookin, Babe
Advantages: Will make all your friends jealous
Disadvantages: Kiss your mirror-time goodbye
Mr. Can't Commit
"I just don't think 12 years is a long enough engagement honey."
Also Known As: Wishy-washy, Chicken, Confirmed Bachelor
Advantages: Leaves you free to date other guys
Disadvantages: You will die of old age before he admits you are his girlfriend.
The Sports Fanatic
"I thought instead of the usual dinner and movie you might enjoy a rousing game of mud tackle football."
Also Known As: One of the Guys, A Man's Man
Advantages: Muscular, Has lots of endurance
Disadvantages: Pats other guys on the butt, life revolves around Sports Center.
Mr. Perfect
"We'll take my new Porsche out for a day of shopping, then a romantic evening on the town. Did I tell you how much I love you?"
Also Known As: The Love of Your Life, The Man Everyone Woman Wants
Advantages: Charming, Intelligent, Good Looking, Funny
Disadvantages: He's gay.
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