You Know You've Played Too Many Video Games When...

from Zero Gravity Studios

You try to throw Sonic Booms at your friends. 

You have nightmares about M. Bison. 

You eat fire to learn the Yoga Flame. 

You have a different color Gameboy Pocket for each time of day. 

You name your dog Interceptor. 

You look in the woods for the Master Sword. 

You name your son and daughter, Link and Zelda. 

You look for a secret passage in the library. 

You got in a fight and tried the Bum Rush. 

You look for a Chocobo in pigeon tracks. 

You create an Avalanche group to fight Microsoft. 

You turn around often to check for Big Boos. 

You dream about saving Aeris. 

You pledge your allegiance to the Returners. 

You look for Materia slots in your gold bracelet. 

You call upon Rayden during a blackout. 

You avoid all Asian people with big black hats. 

Sephiroth surrenders. 

You try to fly when you put on a raccoon hat. 

You look in the phone book for Tifa's number. 

You ask Squaresoft to forward a letter you sent, to Aeris. 

You search your local police station for secret labs. 

You learn to play the Ocarina. 

You call the police, and tell them to send the S.T.A.R.S. 

The Video Game store and electric company send you Birthday and Christmas cards.