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Quotes
"I'm not getting bald, I'm just getting more head."
-Amanda Mundy
"When dealing with the insane the best method is to pretend to be sane."
-Hermann Hesse
"Better to write for yourself, and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
-Cyril Connolly
"Life is like a bowl of porridge."
-Mrs. Maison
"Bright are the stars that shine in somebody else's sky."
-Nichole Nordman
"Marylin Manson ate my girlfriend."
-Relient K
"The reason the all-american boy prefers beauty over brains is that he can see better than he can see better than he can think."
-?
"Society doesn't know the true definition of beauty. It's more than just looks."
-Timmy LeBlanc
" I sat next to God on a bus once. He told me the meaning of life and he gave me a pretzel. --So what's the meaning of life? --Uh...yeah. I guess I should have written it down but it was a damn good pretzel."
-That 70's Show
"You should dress like that everyday. You shouldn't care what people think. You should just do whatever you want and try to stay happy."
-Whitney Thompson
"Happiness isnt free, but what is the price you pay?"
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"Time heals all wounds unless you pick at the scabs."
-/\/\a®§
"Horses are too boney. Cows are better cause they're like sticking your penis in a ziploc bag of pudding."
-Jason
"It doesnt take talent to pay the girl sitting next to you to sing for you."
-Andrea (on the ever so popular topic of Brittany Slutt)
"You should go with something different...like neon green."
-Jason once again
