aRCHIVE OF qUOTATIONS 

by Zedwaldo

4/27/00
"A person learns well by seeing with their eyes wide open, like a child." --Zedwaldo

4/20/00
"I just saw the right train heading down the other track in the opposite direction!" --Zedwaldo

4/13/00
"Should I carry a burden of regret? 
Nope, I only have room in my travel bag for my smile." --Zedwaldo

4/6/00
"Putting things off is a good way to not do them at all." --Zedwaldo

3/30/00
"It is but for a moment, that we glimpse the stars... 
yet we stand on the stuff from whence they came." --Zedwaldo

3/23/00
"If we couldn't laugh, we couldn't live." --Zedwaldo

3/17/00
"The wonder of wonders reveals more wonders 
and then I wonder once again. This is life." --Zedwaldo

3/9/00
"I'm getting blonder day by duh?" --Zedwaldo

3/2/00
"'Mature' doesn't necessarily mean Sex, violence, 
or foul language." --Zedwaldo

2/24/00
"Brains? ...It takes one to know one!" --Zedwaldo

2/17/00
"I have a splitting moment..." --Zedwaldo

2/10/00
"As expected, I was surprised." --Zedwaldo

2/3/00
"My mind is rushing... but with nowhere to go." --Zedwaldo

1/27/00
"Brain knows much... mouth mulls mulch." --Zedwaldo

1/20/00
"I shaved the back of my hand... and now I don't know it!" --Zedwaldo

1/13/00
"Why write when one can't read? But then, 
it takes two to naturally breed." --Zedwaldo

1/6/00
"Why is it that dish towels, out of all things made of cloth, 
are the least absorbent?" --Zedwaldo

12/30/99
"These new Millenniums don't just come every day, you know." --Zedwaldo

12/23/99
"This is my scattered, splattered, shattered, clattered and plattered 
(like it really mattered) special... are you flattered?" --Zedwaldo

12/9/99
"The tires on my truck are worth more than the body,
and three of them are dry-rotted!" --Zedwaldo

12/1/99
"A rock doesn't have feelings... it just sits there." --Zedwaldo

11/24/99
"Think "Smoked Turkey" ... not cigarettes!" --Zedwaldo

11/17/99
"I have to do this because if I don’t do it, I won’t do it." --Zedwaldo

10/27/99
"If this is insanity, give me a double!" --Zedwaldo

10/20/99
"Here is the point: Rather than to directly say something,
which is quite hard anyway, I prefer to suggest something and let 
my reader’s minds do the magic." --Zedwaldo

9/29/99
"If you play with your brain, you're hands will get wrinkled."
--Zedwaldo

9/22/99
"Do you think that people who are different from you are 'strange?'
Do you think that those who have tastes outside of your liking are 
idiots to be publicly disgraced? Well, my friend, the fool’s proof
is in the pudding... and you’re clinging to the bottom of the bowl."
--Zedwaldo

9/16/99
"Even Kenny G sounds like he’s copying Kenny G" --Zedwaldo

9/8/99
"Yes, we have next to nothing; But, in that nothing, I’m next to you"
--Zedwaldo

9/1/99
"The micro-surgeon was veinfully employed." --Zedwaldo

8/25/99
Chat Quote of the week: "it's nice to have that warm feeling... unless it changes
into cold wet underwear!" --Zedwaldo

8/20/99
"Do not be afraid of my strangeness. It will not harm you or mold you or 
change you in any way. Your ego is safe. I am just expressing myself 
in my own unique way." --Zedwaldo

8/18/99
"Listen to your heart... If it's still beating, you're doing okay!" --Zedwaldo