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Burt: "I'll take the condom thing for 8000

Trebeck: "That's condoments for 400."

Burt: " all hell let's go nuts swords for 48,000."

Trebeck: "This is a sound a doggy makes."

Connery: "Well, that's the sound your mother made last night."

Burt: "Who is Scooby doo?" That was a funny dog Scooby doo, he drove around in a van and solved mysteries."

Trebeck: "That is incorrect."

Burt: "No that's correct, I remember he had a pal, named 'Scrappy.'

French Stuart: "Umm who is John capnine and the Beaver Brown band, thank you very much I'll take animal sounds for 800."

Trebeck: "No! Good lord! We would have accepted 'bow wow' or 'ruff.'"

Connery: "ahh, rough just the way your mother likes it Trebeck."

Trebeck: "C'mon that is way out of line, Mr. Reynolds what are you doing?"

Burt: "Hehe, I found this back stage, an oversized hat...it's funny."

Trebeck: "No it's not."

Burt: "Sure it is, it's funny...it's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat."

Trebeck: "I see that get back to your podium."

Burt: "Hehe, take a look at that."

Trebeck: "Yeah I see it get back to your podium, it's not funny."

Trebeck: "This December 25th Holiday involves decorating a tree and opening presents..."

Burt: "Yeah what is my birthday?"

Trebeck: "Is your birthday on December 25th Mr. Reynolds?"

Burt: "No July 7th."

Trebeck: "0ctually I have your bio here and it's February 11th."

Burt: "What is July 7th?"

Trebeck: "Mr. Ozbourne, you get to choose."

Ozzy: "Chews, uh alright, I'll take Charleston Chews for 60 millions."

Trebeck: "And the category is letters of the alphabet. All you have to do is right down a letter...for instince an 'a' or 'g'.

There is no reason any of you should be writing this much, please just write down a letter of an alphabet...Mr Goldbloom evidently doing tai chi over there...

*bing* ok for the sake of tradition let's look at the answers...

Trebeck: "Mr. Connery you wrote, ok that is definatly NOT a letter."

Connery: "HA HA!!!!"

Trebeck: "Beautiful, just beautiful, Minnie Driver you drew a picture of an eye."

Minnie: "Well, eye is a letter isn't it?"

Trebeck: "Are you english or retarded?"

Trebeck: "Let's go to Jeff Goldbloom who appears to be still doing tai chi, see what your answer was, the number 2"

Goldbloom: "A ha ha the letter 2 my friend."

Trebeck: "No 2 is a number"

Goldbloom: "I, uh, can't read or write."

Trebeck: "Good for you."

Connery: "suck on it Trebeck, suck it long, and suck it hard."

Trebeck: "That's beautiful, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

Connery: "No, but I kissed your mother with this mouth."

Trebeck: "Colors that end in "urple"

Hillary Swank: "What is light urple?"

Keanu: "I will venture a guess, Who is Jaleel White?

Keanu: "Is that not the gentleman who played urple the humorous fellow with the glasses who loves cheese?"

Trebeck: "That's 'Urkle'. Oh good Mr. Connery wants to say something."

Connery: "I thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged."

Trebeck: "Let's just go through 'hot or cold' for 400."

Trebeck: "And it's a video daily double."

Chris Kattan pretending to be Ricky Martin: "C'mon it's me Ricky Martin...in the cup is some hot tea and it's hot hot hot!!! woh! yeowwww! hot hot hot...or the answer is...hot hot hot, or cold. HOT HOT HOT or cold...hot hot hot!!!!"

Trebeck: "None of you knows...no one can figure out if the hot tea is hot or cold, oh thank god,

"Keanu: "Is it iced tea?"

Trebeck: "No, it's hot tea."

Keanu: "Well, then I have no idea."

"pen is mightier" "penis mightier"

"an album cover" "Anal bum cover"

Sean Connery: "Boy...you might be legally retarded!!!"

Connery: "I'll take months that start with Feb."

Trebeck: "And for how much?"

Connery: "Suprise me you filthy bastard."

Connery: "I'll take famous titties for "

Trebeck: "Titles...famous titles."

Trebeck: "This movie title is taken from the name of the book, 'Gone With the Wind.'"

Connery: "Dolly Parton."

Trebeck: "Famous titles...not titties."

Connery: "Not a fan of the ladies are you Trebeck?"

Connery: "Uh, I'll take s'words for 400."

Trebeck: "It's actually not swords...these are words that begin with 's'"

Trebeck: "The answer is, 'Popeye is this sort of man.'"

Burt: "What is Popeye?"

"Sean connery, and remember these are words that begin with the letter "s" not swords"

Connery: "It begun with a bloody 's'"

Jerry lewis: "I've got the answer Alex, you want the answer it's simple. They're caught terrified of a perfectionist, they being the people who are running the studios this week."

It looks like it's my lucky day...I'll take the rapists for 300.

Trebeck: "That's therapsists, not the rapisits."

Trebeck: "You usually drink water out of one of these."

Connery: "A leather glove."

"Can you take the blue from the sky? Can you put the wind in your pocket? Can you catch a rainbow? NO! Such is Mango."

"Mango is like a drug. You must have more and more and more of the Mango until there is no Mango left. Not even for Mango!"

"Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second?' No! Such is Mango."

"Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake..'hey hold still for a second'? No! Such is Mango!"

"Why does everyone think I'm GAY!?!"

"No Mango for you! Why must I be Mango? Why I ask? Why, God, why? Why can't I be someone normal like John Ritter?"

"No Go away! I don't like you!"

"NO! Go! Get away! Get away! I just want to be alone! Mango wants to be alone!"


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Good lord! We would have accepted 'bow wow' or 'ruff.'" Connery: "ahh, rough just the way your mother likes it Trebeck." Trebeck: "C'mon that is way out of line, Mr. Reynolds what are you doing?" Burt: "Hehe, I found this back stage, an oversized hat...it's funny." Trebeck: "No it's not." Burt: "Sure it is, it's funny...it's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat." Trebeck: "I see that get back to your podium." Burt: "Hehe, take a look at that." Trebeck: "Yeah I see it get back to your podium, it's not funny." Trebeck: "This December 25th Holiday involves decorating a tree and opening presents..." Burt: "Yeah what is my birthday?" Trebeck: "Is your birthday on December 25th Mr. Reynolds?" Burt: "No July 7th." Trebeck: "0ctually I have your bio here and it's February 11th." Burt: "What is July 7th?" Trebeck: "Mr. Ozbourne, you get to choose." Ozzy: "Chews, uh alright, I'll take Charleston Chews for 60 millions." Trebeck: "And the category is letters of the alphabet. All you have to do is right down a letter...for instince an 'a' or 'g'. There is no reason any of you should be writing this much, please just write down a letter of an alphabet...Mr Goldbloom evidently doing tai chi over there... bing ok for the sake of tradition let's look at the answers... Trebeck: "Mr. Connery you wrote, ok that is definatly NOT a letter." Connery: "HA HA!!!!" Trebeck: "Beautiful, just beautiful, Minnie Driver you drew a picture of an eye." Minnie: "Well, eye is a letter isn't it?" Trebeck: "Are you english or retarded?" Trebeck: "Let's go to Jeff Goldbloom who appears to be still doing tai chi, see what your answer was, the number 2" Goldbloom: "A ha ha the letter 2 my friend." Trebeck: "No 2 is a number" Goldbloom: "I, uh, can't read or write." Trebeck: "Good for you." Connery: "suck on it Trebeck, suck it long, and suck it hard." Trebeck: "That's beautiful, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" Connery: "No, but I kissed your mother with this mouth." Trebeck: "Colors that end in "urple" Hillary Swank: "What is light urple?" Keanu: "I will venture a guess, Who is Jaleel White? Trebeck: "What?" Keanu: "Is that not the gentleman who played urple the humorous fellow with the glasses who loves cheese?" Trebeck: "That's 'Urkle'. Oh good Mr. Connery wants to say something." Connery: "I thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged." Trebeck: "Let's just go through 'hot or cold' for 400." Trebeck: "And it's a video daily double." Chris Kattan pretending to be Ricky Martin: "C'mon it's me Ricky Martin...in the cup is some hot tea and it's hot hot hot!!! woh! yeowwww! hot hot hot...or the answer is...hot hot hot, or cold. HOT HOT HOT or cold...hot hot hot!!!!" Trebeck: "None of you knows...no one can figure out if the hot tea is hot or cold, oh thank god, Keanu Reeves." "Keanu: "Is it iced tea?" Trebeck: "No, it's hot tea." Keanu: "Well, then I have no idea." "pen is mightier" "penis mightier" "an album cover" "Anal bum cover" "buck futter" Sean Connery: "Boy...you might be legally retarded!!!" "I heart boobs!" Connery: "I'll take months that start with Feb." Trebeck: "And for how much?" Connery: "Suprise me you filthy bastard." Connery: "I'll take famous titties for " Trebeck: "Titles...famous titles." Connery: "Damn!!!" Trebeck: "This movie title is taken from the name of the book, 'Gone With the Wind.'" Connery: "Dolly Parton." Trebeck: "Famous titles...not titties." Connery: "Not a fan of the ladies are you Trebeck?" Connery: "Uh, I'll take s'words for 400." Trebeck: "It's actually not swords...these are words that begin with 's'" Trebeck: "The answer is, 'Popeye is this sort of man.'" Burt: "What is Popeye?" "Sean connery, and remember these are words that begin with the letter "s" not swords" Connery: "Saber!" Trebeck: "No!" Connery: "It begun with a bloody 's'" Jerry lewis: "I've got the answer Alex, you want the answer it's simple. They're caught terrified of a perfectionist, they being the people who are running the studios this week." It looks like it's my lucky day...I'll take the rapists for 300. Trebeck: "That's therapsists, not the rapisits." Trebeck: "You usually drink water out of one of these." Connery: "A leather glove." Mango Quotes!!! "Can you take the blue from the sky? Can you put the wind in your pocket? Can you catch a rainbow? NO! Such is Mango." "Mango is like a drug. You must have more and more and more of the Mango until there is no Mango left. Not even for Mango!" "Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second?' No! Such is Mango." "Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake..'hey hold still for a second'? No! Such is Mango!" "Why does everyone think I'm GAY!?!" "No Mango for you! Why must I be Mango? Why I ask? Why, God, why? Why can't I be someone normal like John Ritter?" "No Go away! I don't like you!" "NO! Go! Get away! Get away! I just want to be alone! Mango wants to be alone!"