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It all started out october 12, 1999...
One night as Chris was quietly sitting at his computer, he heard a car calmly rolling near his home. Used to hearing cars pass by, Chris didn't really pay attention. Chris was gently chatting on the net, asking very pertinent questions like "Do you like women?" (sorry john). Suddenly, a projectile got out of nowhere and stroke Chris in the ass.
"OUCH!", shooted Chris.
"What the hell?!"
As Chris turned back to see who his assaillant was, he saw a black car getting away at a furious speed.
Very angry, Chris rassembled all his power and turned into an non scary headless monster.
"GWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!", said the monster.
The awful creature started running after the black car and eventually caugh up with it.
When the pitiful monster opened the door, he was stupefied!
His assaillant...it was...
AYAKA!
The evil and SO cruel women from Japan!
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Part II
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After having caugh up with Ayaka, the horrible headless monster asked itself: "Why don't I have a head anymore?"
"Mwa ha ha!", said Ayaka.
The oh so bad women from Hiroshima had stolen chris's HEAD!
And the worse was still to come. Chris being headless, he had difficulties running after Ayaka. When she arrived at her home, she took a large bowl, put soup in it and started boiling the soup. The CRUEL girl Ayaka wanted to BOIL Chris's head!!!
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Part III: The wait
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His head nowhere to be found, chris had to do without it.
"Well...its not so bad. At least I don't have to shave anymore", thought Chris.
Many weeks passed, but Chris started to miss his head.
So he decided to get his head back from Ayaka, torturer of souls.
And Chris also wanted to have ...revange!
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Part IV
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Many weeks passed when Chris encountered a young black-indian girl, called Doe Eyes. Doe eyes was collecting head, in fact she was shrinking them then wearing them. When Chris saw that, he touhg maybe his head was in her collection.
Sadly, it was not. But chris still got a shrinked head from the apparently generous Doe Eyes. But Doe Eyes had met with Ayaka before. They had a deal. While Chris was putting his new and somewhat comfortable head, Doe sent to Chris Widowspider, the killer arachnoid creature. And that's how Chris died. As he was eaten by the spider, Chris heard the insane laught of Ayaka and Doe Eyes.
To tell the truth, killing Chris wasn't really a bad thing, more of a justice thing. In fact, Chris had accidently killed John, one of Ayaka's friend. Chris made a promise to John never to ask a certain question. But Chris couldn't resist asking the forbidden question and John heard of it. So one day John attacked Chris with his black "obi" karate but John didn't see the mirror Chris was carrying and his reflection killed him. Ayaka never believed Chris. But it is not sure if Chris didn't really want to kill John.
After his death, Chris's soul was sent to the deep boiling cauldron that is Hell. He should have stayed there for eternity, suffering for his sins. But he was granted a second chance, and he had to use it to become a good person. Chris reincarnated as MrHappy.
But all was not saved. Chris's rotten spirit still was present in MrHappy. Somebody discovered the true identity of MrHappy and without any remorse, killed him.
Chris became even more angry. Lucifer who was watching all of this proposed a deal with Chris.
"Chris! You shall become my instrument of chaos! If you accept creating chaos across earth, I will give you your pitiful human life back! Of course, this is gonna cost you your spirit."
Chris foolishly accepted the deal.
When Chris came back to his senses, being reincarnated a second time, something was not right. He feeled weird. Chris got up and went to the bathroom. Chris then looked up at himself in the mirror.
"OH MY GOD!!!"
And Chris fainted.
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