Just call me your personal fucking shrink!

From now on all my services have a nominal fee�..if you make me.

1) listen to you wine, bitch, moan , and nag until my ears bleed and I want to rip human flesh just for the hell of it.

2) make me give you advice even after I decline to form an opinion on the matter several thousand times.

3) Bitch and moan some more�. Repeating things over and over again .making it more than effident that yes; yes Psychotherapy and a few valium wouldn't hurt you any �and

4) After making me give you advice that I really didn't feel like giving, and of course, you not taking the advice. And even better, your situation gets even more FUCKED up because of the simple fact that your sorry ass didn't take the advice that I didn't want to give you in the first place!�.

Ok confused yet?�.well it's quite simple my fee is this�.

Don't come whining to me when you should have done what the hell I told you in the first place�and I most assuredly am NOT gonna listen to you bitch and moan all night.again�

I did my job..formed my function as a friend * duty if you will* end of story�there are no sequels.Go and attack someone else. Ta ta