it a pretty long story, hope you got awhile

i left my parents house in wichita at 6:00 after i told my dad at 5:00 that i was leaving he wasn't too impressed with that. before i left i noticed i had some red contacts so i took those and stopped at the gas station to switch them into a wash so i could wear them. i fished around in the dark red liquid for awhile and found no contact, i said fuck it because all the red shit wouldn't stop leaking out and i trashed it. i got a little ways down the road and had an idea. i went back in and was a little suprised when another dude was just coming out, but i found the case and took my contacts out of my eyes and put them in the red stuff. it was still leaking like a mofo so i wrapped it in tp and stuck it in my pocket. i am a genius after all. i drove really fast and got to manhattan at 8:10. i called vidman, who i thought was in manhattan, he wasn't. he told me he was at the uptown in kansas city, it then clicked into my head that i was in the wrong city. i got back in the car and drove the dumbest route possible to KC, 24. i hate north KC, i finally found broadway but i couldn't find the party. i drove around the city some more, until i needed gas. i looked at the map and got gas and used the gas station phone to call again, no answer. i drove around some more and got to broadway again and i found the party this time. i sat in the car for awhile putting in my recently died red contacts and emptying my pockets, i knew it was a foam party. it was about 11:30 now so i just walked in w/o paying. i looked for vidman for a long time and didn't see him anywhere. i decided that i didn't give a fuck anymore and i was gonna have fun. I danced for awhile and finally found a girl who wasn't attached to a dude. I got to going with her and she seemed pretty attractive, tatoos on each arm, schoolgirl skirt, wet with foam, ohh yeah. i found out, over the music, that her name was jen and her friend was karen, they stuck pretty close together. so i danced with mainly with her for about an hour and i went to dry out just a little and she wasn't there when i came back. oh well, i still had hella fun at that party. so at 2:30 the foam machine turned off and shorty after the music ended. i went out and decided it might be smart to change my clothes before i got in the car. i stripped buck neked in the back parking lot at 3 in the morning and dried off, got into dry clothes and put on my new shoes that i got earlier that day. now i really didn't want to call vidman at this time of morning so i decided to drive some more. i found wyandotte county lake-park in north KC. the hours said 6am - midnight but i didn't give a rat's ass at that point. i pulled into a little spot off the road and quickly set about my slumber. at about 6 i awoke to the tap on the window and light in the eyes, the po-po. he wanted my dl and registration, i fumbled, for what seems like forever, with my old fake id which pulled out along with my regular one, i was able to slip it behind my mci id and not get caught. he took it back and ran a check on it, said i was alright, and then this asshole says, "you just lock your door back and you can continue to sleep there, the park is open now". i probably left at about 9 and thought about calling vidman. i got mcdonalds breakfast and went to the mall. walked around there for a long time and watched a good part of shrek in the video store. i then went to the other mall on metcalf, the stip mall. i had a muffin and an irish cream soda (highly recomended) at borders for lunch and went to the micro center. now this place seriously kicks ass, its like cabelas for computers. i found 2600 magazine there, this is the stuff dreams are made of, i seriosly needed someone to wake me up from this evil dream that was teasing me. i was there for 3 hours i think. i went to best buy after that and had to take a shit, nothing makes you feel more like a bum than that. once again i was back to driving around town looking for a place to sleep. i realized i should go home, it was saturday night and the dorm opens on sunday, so i got back to the north side again and got out of town. i have no idea where it was but there was a historical marker that i pulled into at about 11. it was really annoying how cold it was when i was trying to sleep, i had to keep starting my car to get a little heat and go back to sleep. around 2:45 i got the wonderful knock on my window again, this cop wasn't an ass like the previous one. he asked if i was from wichita, he saw my sedgwick county tag, and i told him i was headed back to manhattan and just got a little sleepy on the road. i really do appreciate cops that do their job the right way, even if it does piss me off sometimes. i was able to get back to sleep and with some readjustment of my coat i got a pretty long strech of shuteye. the sun was up at 7 or 8 when i woke up and started back to manhattan. as i was driving i realized why i was so cold, i saw on a bank that the temp was 30! this is after the sun was up! oh well, i got back to the dorm at 9 and went up to the door to see if it was open or what time it would be open. they didn't open it until noon. thats about all i have to say about that.