My Max-A-Million BlackJack

Hi, This is Max speekin, Mom's in the basemen washin that poodle. I hadda sneek in here when she wasn't lookin. Pursonally, I love that Rat game. Roun here, we call it wreslin'. My momma sez, Max (that's me), you wanna wresel? I go runnin for the bed, cause I know were in for some real fun now. Furst thing I do is throw all the pullos off the bed, they just git in da way, ya know. Then I git unda da cubbers and momma, she shakes my head and I just roll on my back and laugh and laugh. She sez tickle, tickle and I just wiggle all round unda dem cubbers. Woops, here she comes now, gotta go