Classic Cows


                   ________________________
          (__)    /                        \         
          (oo)   ( A real COWlector's Item! )
   /-------\/  --'\________________________/        
  / |     ||
 *  ||----||             Originally edited by David A. Bader
    ^^    ^^             
      Cow                [email protected]
 
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   |  D.A.B.'S  |            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
   |    USED    |            (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
   |    COWS    |     /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
   |____________|   / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
         ||        *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
         ||           ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
   ______||_______
   | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
   |_____________|           (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
         ||           /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
         ||          / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
         ||         *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
         ||            ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
 
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          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
    ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
      Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type
                    with milk     after milking      cow with milk
 
          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
 *  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
      Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                 seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull
 
 
 
          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
 *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
     on grass         on cow
 
          (__)
          (oo)                       U
   /-------\/                    /---V
  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
 
 Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
 
 
 
          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
 *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
    ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)
 
 American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow
 
 
 
          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
 
 Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
 start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
 
 
          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
 
 Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                       psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms
 
 
                                          /\                  __
                                         /  \                 ||
              (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
              SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
       /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
      / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
     *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
     This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
   to George Washington       this cow                   cow
 
 
                                                  (__)
          *        (__)                           (oo)
           \       (oo)                     /------\/
            \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
             | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
             ||----||                    *  ||----||
 
             ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
      Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously
        to Caesar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer
 
 
                   (___)               (__)      (__)
                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
            /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
           / |     ||V                   |        |
          *  ||----||                    ||------||
             ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
   The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
  the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
 
 
              (__)                   (__)
              [##]                   (@o)
       /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
      / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
     *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
        ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
  This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
   to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
 
 
                     (____)             (____)                           (____)
                     (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
          /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
         / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
        /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
       *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
           /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
      This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
       to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                             legs or eight
 
                          (__)
          (__)            (oo)         (__)
          (oo)            /\/          (oo)
   /-------\/         /--/--            \/-----
  / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-.
 *  ||----||        *  ||----||        *  ||----||
    OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO
 
  Cow-vertible      .     .     .
 
 
                               (__)
 *_                     *_     ( oo             *_
   \      (__)            \    /\/                \  (__)
    \.----( oo____         \.-/----._____          \.( oo___\____
     ||____\/____ \         ||__________ \          |_\/________ \
     OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO
 
                     Cow-vette Cow-vertible  (of cowrse)
 
 
   *        (___)    *        (___)                (__)
    \       (o o)     \       (o o)                (oo)
     \-------\ /       \-------\ /          /-------\/        ________
      |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______
      ||,---||          ||,---||          *  ||----|  --
      ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^
                Twins                         Cow Catcher
 
                              (__)
          (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)
          (oo)              <=|^^|=>       ?   (oo)   ?         |\/|(oo)
   /-------VV       /--------- \/       /-------\/           /--| \--\/
  / |     ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     ||
 *  ||----||      /  |       ||       *  ||----||          *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^      *  ||------||          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
                     ^^      ^^
  Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird
      Cow                Cow
 
 
          (^^) (              (oo)                        (__)
          (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo)
   /-------==---       /------\--/                /------||||||
  / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/
 *  ||----||         *  ||----|\O---< HONK!     *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^            ^^    ^                    ^^    ^^
    Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's
      cow                  cow                        cow
                                           (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
                                             Use your imagination.)
 
 
                O__O                             \_|_/
                (oo)                             (oo)
         /-------\/                       /-------\/
        / |     ||                       / |     ||
       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
 
 
 
                         (__)                        (__)
                 ^^      (oo)                        (--)
             ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
          ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
        ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
     ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
      Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                              (What a bod, huh guys?)
 
 
                )\               (__)
               /  \              (oo)
         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
             Cow trying out for a part
               in the new JAWS movie
 
         *                                                 (__)
          \                                                (DD)
           \                                        /-------\/
           |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
         \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
         \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
          \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
           ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
            \\ ||
             \\||
              \||
               ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
                \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                 \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
  Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                 / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                 / / /    (oo)|      / /
    ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
     ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
        @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
         @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
      /--UU--\/        (____________)
     / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
    *  ||---||
 
    (New) Jersey Cow
 
 
                        O O                 O O
                         \ \               / /
                          \ \          (__) /
           (__)            \ \         (xx)/
           (DD)             \ +--------+\//
    /-------\/               \|        | /
   / |     ||                 +--------+
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
 Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
 
 
            o==+--
            |  |\ \
            |  | \ \    ____________________
            |   \ \ \   |                  |
            |    \ \ \  |  +------------+  |
            |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |
            |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  |
            |       \ \ |  | o\  .\/.   |  |
            |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |
          /---\       \ |  +------------+  |
         /     \       \|                  |
         |     |        |                  |
         \     /        |                  |
          \---/         |                  |
                        |                  |
                     --------------------------
                    (                          )
                     --------------------------
 
                   Cow-struction worker.
 
                                                |
                                              /---\
                                              : = :
                                              :   :
                            :,','. '.         :   :---\
               ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:.  :   :
 
             Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
 
 
          o  o
          |__|             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
   /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
    ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
  male relative     cow              cow            cow
  cow
                        x
                    xxxx|xxxx
                 xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                        |
                       //
                 (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                 (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
          /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
         / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
        *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
           ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
      Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows
 
 
                             o        o             (__)    ^
                              \      /              (oo)   /
                               \    /           _____\/___/
              (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
              (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
     /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
    / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
   *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
      ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                         ^^     ^^           ^    ^
 
     Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
         Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
    (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
      cow-culus)          Ray Tube)
 
             o
             | [---]
             |   |
             |   |                              |------========|
        /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
       /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
       |            |                     ___|  |==============|
       |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
       \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
        \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
     -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
     |               |        *  ||------||-----^
     -----------------           ||      |      |
       /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
      /     ----    \
       ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon
 
 
                 (__)
                ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
                __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
               /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
              /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
             /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                 \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                  /======   \/            =======/==============//
               *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                  /      \ ^               //                   \\
 
                      Psycowlogist and patient
 
 
                                                (___)
           \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
            \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
         *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
       ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
      ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
                \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                 \__/
    It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
     It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
                                                 //   //
                                                 ^^    ^^
 
 
                                           ==================
  _____________________________            H                H
  |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
  |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
  |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
  |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
  |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
  |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
  |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
  |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
  |             |             |            H                H       ||
  |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
  Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard
 
 
      (  (    )
    ( (     )   )
    ( (         )
   (           / )
  ( ( \\       )
      ( |  // )
        |   |    (__)
        |   |    (oo)                   (__)
        |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
        |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
      **|   | ---||                \ __________/
     ``'---------^^
         Cow Hide                     Cow Pie
 
 
                    \  |  /         ___________
     ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
    |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
    | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
    |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
    | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
    |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
    | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
 ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
    |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
         `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
          || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                      (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
               /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
              / |     ||        ||_______| \
             *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
                ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
 
                         "Cow Town"
 
 
               \ (__)                       (__)
               \\(oo)                       (\/)
          /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
         / |    (##)                / |     ||
        *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
           ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
     This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing
 
 
          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
 
 Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
 
 
          (__)                                              (__)
          (oo)                                              (oo)
   /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
  / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
 *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
    ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
  Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
                          *
                       **   **
                  * **  * * *  **
                 *   /  /   \ *  *
              \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
           *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
             /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
             \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
             /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
           \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
          /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                  Cow in Heat
 
 
            (___)
            (o o)
      /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
     /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
    |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
    /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
   | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
   *  ^^   ^^      ^^
     Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow
 
 
          (__)                 \__\                 (__)
          (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
   /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
  / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
 *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
    OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
 Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow
 
 
                  (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                  (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
   /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
  / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
 *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
    OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
       li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow
 
 
          ____
         (____)
                                .xxxx.
          (__)                  '(oo)`
          (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
   /-------\/            / |    |============>
  / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
 *  ||----||               ~~    ~
    ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
    holy cow            armed and dangerous
 
 
          (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
 *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
     A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull
 
 
            (---)
            (   )
           /-----\                          (___)
           |     |                          (o o)
           |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
           |  |  |                  /  / \    O
           |  *  |                 *  | O |
           ^^   ^^                    -----
           Coward                  Phone Bull
 
 
                   _______________________________
          }__{    /    Send YOUR cow pictures to   \
          (00)   ( [email protected] )
   :****** \/ ==='\________________________________/'
  : #     ##
    ##****##
    ""    ""
 
 
  |    |                              |    |           *
  |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
  |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
  |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
  |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
  |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
  |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
  |     _________________             |     _________________
  |    /                              |    /
  |    |                              |    |
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 /      \                            /      \
 
 Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.
 
 
  |    |
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  |    \_________________
  |     _________________
  |    /
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  |    |                                (__)
  |    |                      *---------(..)
 /      \                        ^^----^^\/
 
 The attempt results in an udder disaster.


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