"Marvel Characters' Bumper Stickers"
by Jami.

My other vehicle is a web. - Spider-man

Do not pass me, so says THE LEADER! - The Leader

Bald Telepaths do it better. - Professor Xavier

Come on, chere, you know you want me.
If you can read dis, you're 'bout to go BOOM!
Cajuns are hotter. - Gambit

Hot Stuff! - The Human Torch

Have stake, will travel. - Blade

David Copperfield is a fraud. - Dr. Strange

If you can read this you will be struck down with lighting. - Storm

There is a driver, she's just invisible. - The Invisible Woman.

Hulk smash puny tailgaters! - The Hulk

Horn broken, watch for adamantium claws. - Wolverine

Big scientific words, blah blah blah. I'm so smart! - Mr. Fantastic

When I rule the world you will carpool or be locked in my dungeon forever! - Dr. Doom

WHINE WHINE WHINE! - Rogue (aka The Southern Twit)

I know what you're thinking and you need a spanking! - Jean Grey

I'm always as hard as a rock. - The Thing