"SCREAM, X-Men, SCREAM!!!"
by Darnell

A Parody for your enjoyment.

::Cecelia Reyes hears the phone ring::

Cecelia: Hello?

Mysterious Person Caller: Who's this?

Cecelia: Oh, hi Chuck, again no I will not join your band of hippy X-Men--I'm a doctor, dammit!

MP Caller: But he never met you!

Cecelia: Yeah he did.

MP Caller: LIAR!

Cecelia: Freak ::click!::

::ring::

Cecelia: Hellllllo?

MP Caller: Sowry...Do you like bad comics?

Cecelia: I guess...

MP Caller: What's your favorite?

Cecelia: Well, I'd have to say X-Men, it's pickle juice--to think I was apart of that group of freaks.

MP Caller: It does not suck! We work very hard to make--what happened to the Brotherhood of Mutants?

Cecelia: I don't know, what?

MP Caller: Neither do I...we'll figure it out somehow...I'm right behind you!

Cecelia: Psyeah right! Lookie here fella I'm--oh my god you, the man who took me, a good character, and restricted me to limbo! YOU!


::The Xavier Mansion::

::ring!::

Kitty: Hello!

MP Caller: Sydney...

Kitty: Huh?

MP Caller: Uh...Shawdowcat...but mom! Oh shoot!...I'll call right back!

Kitty: Whateva...Peter! Why are you coming in my window?

Piotr: I have already rammed down the doors, how else do I get in?

::Storm walks in::

Ororo: Hi, like whatever! Goddess! My tooth hurts. Goddess!

Kitty: Huh?

Ororo: I will kill you...

Kitty: Huh?

Ororo: Oh nothing--Goddess!

Kitty: Okay...

::They all go to the living room::

Kitty: Hi Kurt!

Kurt: I will kill you...

Kitty: What?

Kurt: Nothing! Boiz moh!

Piotr: My line.

Kurt: My bad, dawg. oops! I mean meun fruend...

Kitty: What's up with you guys?

::Marrow walks up from her bed of flowers and beautiful birds. Gambit walks over too::

Sarah: I will kill you...

Gambit: I will kill you...

Kitty: At least you two are normal!

::Rogue walks in wearing next to nothing::

Rogue: Hi ya'll Ah was just crying some more over the sun going down again, then Ah started crying about how Ah gots mahself ah splinter. Oh and Ah fergot--I will kill ya...teehee!

::Wolverine in the corner bathing::

Logan: By the way, I will kill you...

Kitty: You guys are freaking me out! I have to get out of here!

::ring ring!::

Kitty: ::gulp!:: Hello?

MP Caller: Hello Syd--Shawdowcat, who's your sugar daddy?

Kitty: Pete Wisdom but that's beside the point, I want to now who you are and where are my friends--the X-Men?! The real X-Men!

MP Caller: Why Shadowcat they're right there. Next to you.

Kitty: Nu-uh, this ain't them.

MP Caller: Yes, don't make me cry again, it's them but they're being written by Mark Powers! Guess who Mark Powers is? Hehe, she'll never guess

Kitty: You?

MP Caller: Awwww--how'd you guess? Cheater!

::A masked man walk up behind Gambit and Wolverine, Gambit and Wolvie simutanitously die, therefore killing two book::

Sarah: Gee gosh! What shall we do? I think I'll read them storytime lullabys!

Kitty: Shaddup! Hye, if you're killing them how am I talking to you too?!

MP Caller: Who says I work alone? Giggle pop!

::The masked man rips off his mask::

Kitty: Bob Harass?!

Ororo: Goddess!

Kurt: Muen Fruend!

Piotr: Boiz Moh!

Sarah: Gee gosh giddly goo!

Rogue: Don't touch me!

The masked man: No, it is I, the man who wrote you for 17 years! Chris Claremont!

Kitty: But why, Chris, why?!

CC: I couldn't watch you waste away and with my "friend" Marky over there that's what I was gonna see! Now Die!!!!

The End

They all die, therein saving the X-Men, YAYYYY!!!.