"Top Ten pick-up lines that should never be uttered by the X-Men"
by Carl.

These are the Top Ten pick-up lines that should never be uttered by the X-Men:

10) Professor Xavier: You want me don't you? Don't answer, I can read it in your mind....errr...eyes.

9) Shadowcat: When I pass through your body, do you get all tingly inside?

8) Beast: Come on. That wasn't me that stood you up! It was my evil twin from another dimension! No, really!

7) Madelyne Pryor: So what if last time my man left me, I went psycho and tried to kill my son and created Inferno?!? I've changed, really!!!

6) Rogue: We can't eva touch, but I'm one heck of a conversationalist!

5) Gambit: Pick a card over 8 and you pay for dinner, no?!?

4) Nightcrawler: You know what they say about guys with blue fur, don't you?!? Well then I guess you'll just have to take my word for it!

3) Cyclops: (to Psylocke) The red-head will never have to know.....sure she's a telepath....but you could take her!

2) Iceman: No, I don't have control over my freezing powers in the heat of passion, but you'll thaw.

And the number 1 pick-up line that should send girls everywhere running in horror:

1) Wolverine: Don't worry, darling. I don't bite, but I may scratch a bit. ::schknitt!::