"Top Ten Behind-the-Scenes Events That Never Saw Print"
by Carl.

Top Ten behind-the-scenes events that never saw print, for obvious reasons:

10) Storm forgets about the field-trip Generation X was to be taking to the mansion one day and sleeps through it, while sunbathing nude on the front lawn....

9) Beast tries to keep all his words less than two syllables as a test of his patience.

8) Storm turns the rain on and off to see the reaction of people walking down the road.

7) Beast likes to call up Wolfsbane and have a shedding contest. Then they jokingly ask Professor Xavier to join in!

6) During another evening of board games, Colossus, never one to wish bodily harm on another human being, tries NOT to sink Kitty's battleship.

5) Whenever someone prank calls Xavier saying that his refridgerator is running, he says, "No, that's just Colossus."

4) Gambit sticks his playing cards in the spokes of Professor Xavier's wheelchair, because baseball cards are "tres uncool".

3) Phoenix and Cyclops decide to get wild and kinky and venture into the Danger Room, where Iceman changes the settings to place Cyke and Jean in the middle of the Orange Bowl with a full-capacity crowd.

2) Professor Xavier spends his more boring days making the X-Men think they lost their noses, and watches them spend all day looking for them.

And the most interesting thing the X-Men do on their days off is:

1) They read these message boards and wonder how we know their names and why we keep referring to them as "just comic book characters."