"Top Ten Lines Used By X-Men To Reject the Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Of Others"
by Carl.

Top Ten lines used by X-Men to reject the cheesy pick-up lines of others:

10) Storm: And short, hairy men with cheap catch-phrases are supposed to turn me on...how?!?

9) Marrow: Watch it upworlder, or my bones may just find a new back to stick out of!

8) Rogue: We could go up to my room and "talk".......but I can curse you out and give you a knee to the crotch right here, sugah!

7) Beast: I'm afraid you'd only end up with a severe case of rug-burn, my dear.

6) Nightcrawler: <> (Nothing like a disappearing act to just say "no")

5) Jean Grey: I'm not a big fan of May/December romances, but maybe if you were a few years younger with hair and you weren't my professor.....

4) Storm: I'd rather be struck by lightning. In fact, it is quite invigorating!

3) Cyclops: (On computer) I'm sorry, but what do you mean by 18/f and no, I'd prefer not to join you in the "CyberLovin" chatroom!

2) Magneto: "What's my sign?" Filthy human cow, surely you don't think I allow my life to be confined by the stars in the sky?!?

And the top rejection line used by the X-Men is:

1) Cyclops: Not role playing again Jean! Why do you always get to be Psylocke?!?