"Top Ten Reasons Professor Xavier Is No Longer Completely In Control Of His Senses"
by Carl.

Top Ten reasons Professor Xavier is no longer completely in control of his senses. (In other words, the ten best reasons he's gone completely loco!):

10) He's jealous of Magneto's recent acquisition of Genosha so he's going to whine until he gets a small island-country of equal or greater size for free.

9) He was jealous of Marrow's personality change and felt throwing a temper tantrum was the best way to get attention.

8) He's trying to convince the government that the coffee he spilt on himself at McDonalds has somehow affected his sanity.

7) He's had a wedgy for weeks but is too embarassed to ask for help.

6) He took Ricky Martin's lyrics too seriously.

5) He's been cloned! Now they just have to write Astra into Xavier's past as well. (So basically, The Hunt for Xavier was really "The Hunt for Xavier's Clone".....)

4) There's no telling what happened to him while in prison.....

3) He's trying to confuse the X-Men to give them a sample of what it's like to try and follow the X-books's storylines.

2) He's been deprived of the touch of a woman for too long. (Why else would Storm declare that they need Jean Grey?!?)

And the most obvious reason for Xavier's lack of sanity is.....

1) He finally came to the realization that his dream was just a brainfart.