"Top 10 Signs You Think You Are Really Gambit"
by Hades.

Top 10 Signs You Think You Are Really Gambit:

10) You start talking (and typing) with a Cajun accent.

9) You start wearing a brown leather duster 24/7.

8) You replace your new Gap jeans and Old Navy Sweater with a pink and black spandex bodysuit and a pink chestplate.

7) You can do a somersault and knock over various targets with a playing card from 15 feet away.

6) You actually KNOW that you can do a somersault and knock over various targets with a playing card from 15 feet away.

5) You start carrying around a Thermos full of chicken soup covered with tin foil and referring to it as "The Vial."

4) You practice your thief skills by breaking into a bank... and you don't get caught.

3) You insist that your little brother cut off his pinkie so you can make a bargain with Sinister.

2) You cut the index, ring and pinkie fingers off of all your gloves.

And the #1 Sign You Think You Are Really Gambit...:

1) You get a call in the middle of the night asking you to help your cousin in the "Tilling Ritual" and you don't think it's a wrong number.