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Page o' Quotes!!!


This is the Juno-2 page o' quotes.
Here are some things we have said.


Rosy: I feel like a potato... but at least it's not a big fat pie like last time

Tom: I am NOT going to expose my nipples in a Japanese restaurant!

Dave: There are examples of good songs in all genres of music... except country.

Dave: (a week later) I like country.

Jim: I like moquitos, they make me feel wanted.

Tom: (watching planes take off) Good lord, those things go at a fair rate, don't they?