COBALT'S

VAULT OF MOVIE REVIEWS

IF YOU'VE STUMBLED ACROSS THIS PAGE, THEN YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME. ODDS ARE YOU KNOW ME FROM MPLAYER, HEAT OR THE ZONE, OR PERHAPS YOU EVEN KNOW ME FROM REAL LIFE. WHATEVER HAPPENSTANCE IT IS, YOU PROBABLY KNOW THAT I'M AN AVID MOVIEGOER; WHILE MY TASTES ARE MAINSTREAM AT TIMES, AND ECLECTIC AT OTHERS, I ENJOY THE MOVIEGOING EXPERIENCE ITSELF, AND IT'S PROBABLY MY FAVORITE FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT.

YOU'RE ALSO PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT MAKES ME THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO OFFER ANY COGENT REVIEWS ON THE MOVIES I'VE SEEN. THAT'S EASY; THE SAME THING THAT QUALIFIES AN EBERT, A SHALIT, AN ANYBODY. THE SIMPLE FACT THAT I'VE SEEN A FILM, AND AM INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DISCUSS IT AND DEBATE ITS MERITS (AND SHORTCOMINGS), AND THAT I HAVE THIS WEBSPACE AS MY FORUM, MAKES ME AS VALID A MOVIE REVIEWER AS ANYONE.

YOU WON'T FIND JUST ANY MOVIE HERE; YOU'LL ONLY SEE REVIEWS OF MOVIES I'VE SEEN. THESE PAGES ARE PRESENTED AS ENTERTAINMENT, AND NOT MUCH ELSE; IF YOU DECIDE TO SEE A MOVIE BASED ON SOMETHING YOU READ HERE, COOL, BUT REMEMBER; I NO LONGER READ THE 'CRITICS' REVIEWS BECAUSE I DON'T CARE TO BE INFLUENCED BY SOMEONE ELSE'S OPINION... AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE, EITHER.

TURN THE CRANK, FRANK, AND RAISE THE CURTAIN...

PS: THE FONT USED ON THIS PAGE IS 'TERMINATOR', LIKE IN THE MOVIE 'TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY'. IT'LL PROBABLY DEFAULT TO YOUR BROWSER'S DEFAULT FONT IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT.