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it has been proven that a railroad spike through your upper torso increases intrinsic value. this act of mutilation/coolness coupled with the ability to change colours has also been known to add years to your life as well as a higher position on the aristocratic ladder. helping you in your relations with others, your newly acquired employment as the peircing priest at the local tattoo temple will let you experience that suave/brisk feeling which has eluded you for most of your existence. these embryotic tendancies make it possible for your tangible coolness to be viable. in essence, you are the working prototype for the da bomb life. | |||||||||||||||||||
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a cane would aide in exclusion from societal recognition. passive existence acquired. delete | i wish i had a cane | |||||||||||||||||||
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without all the necessary facts, the decisionmaking process (if applicable) is swift and brief. assuming all unknowns, excrete choice. using all allocated resources--that are also foaming with scarcity--you're satisfied with your strategy. repeat. | |||||||||||||||||||
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