Random Quotes i gather

"There is a saying that when the student is ready the teacher appears. This means the teacher comes when the soul, not the ego, is ready.
The teacher comes when the soul calls---and thank goodness, for the ego is never fully ready. If it were soley up to the ego's readiness to
draw the teacher to us, we would remain essentially teacherless for life. We are blessed, since the soul continues transmitting its desire
regardless of the ever-changing opinions of our egos." Clarissa Pinkola Estes

FACTOID/JOKE/QUOTE
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make 
TEFLON stick to the pan?


"People are like stained glass windows.
 They shine when the Sun shines, but when the darkness comes,
 their beauty is revealed only if there's light inside."
--Elisabeth Keubler-Ross

"Some men see things as they are, and ask 'why?'
 I see things as they could be, and ask 'why not?'"
--Robert Kennedy

"While we are all given a soul
 and we are all given a mind,
 some just refuse to use either."
--Marcus Brubaker

"Nothing says 'I love you' like severed plant genitalia."
--Don Jaramillo

"I feel like killing myself,
 but I'm too depressed to bother."
--_Pump Up the Volume_

"They say I'm disturbed, well of course I'm disturbed. 
 I mean we're all disturbed, and if we're not, why not?"
--_Pump Up the Volume_

"It's your life, take charge of it.
 Do it, try it, try anything."
--_Pump Up the Volume_

"You're not screwed up, you're an unscrewed up reaction
 to a screwed up situation."
--_Pump Up the Volume_

"[America] has freedom of religion, although
 I'm not sure which religion is free."
--Anonymous

"O! can I not save one from the pitiless wave?
Is ALL that we see or seem but a dream within a dream?"

Edgar Allan Poe
"This above all...to thine own self be true..."
Refrain from speaking ill of others, for not all truths of the matter may be known.

"O! can I not save one from the pitiless wave?
Is ALL that we see or seem but a dream within a dream?"

Edgar Allan Poe

"Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to
 keep people like me away from normal society."
--Dilbert, on the Internet.

'Hey! Don't you think if the Gods had intended for men
 to see me naked, I would've been BORN nak-err.. hmmmm..'
--The very un-normal Liz Lasswell

"Trust is something to be earned... 
 Honestly, it can only be earned once... 
 Once that time is gone, if it's lost... 
 It ain't coming back. No matter how much you try." 
--???

The same people who can deny others
      everything are famous for refusing
      themselves nothing. 


          � Leigh Hunt: 1784-1859, British writer
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"too much is how I love you
but too well is how I know you
I've got nothing to prove this time
just something to show you
I guess I just wanted you to see
that it was all worth it to me"


"Jesus saves! By using double coupons & shopping wisely"

"Re-elect Clinton-Gore and their husbands"

"God Please save me from your followers"

WASP...We Are Sexy Pagans

"I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to"

I'm doin my part to piss of the religious right.....r u??

Ankh if you love Isis!!

Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year........yeah, they found the
body.

What do Christians put their trash in? ans: Their minds

"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more can you want?"

Q: What do you call a dating club for unattached Wiccans? A: Craft singles!

Did you hear that Kraft was so offended by that last joke that they moved
their macaroni plants to Israel? Yeah, now they're called Cheeses of
Nazareth!

"I'm Pro-choice and I shoot back"

"He is YOUR god, They are YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell!"
"For many people, ignorance is bliss. Any presentation of information contrary
to their personal beliefs is heard as a cry for warfare. Censorship and
book-burnings are their weapons. The "deaths" of such battles are of the mind,
of freedom of thought and expression - and especially of freedom of religion." -
Scott Cunningham

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain
the second time around.
Herb Caen (b. 1916), U.S. columnist, author

Any hope that America would finally grow up vanished with the rise of
fundamentalist Christianity. Fundamentalism, with its born-again regression,
its pink-and-gold concept of heaven, its literal-mindedness, its rambunctious
good cheer . . . its anti-intellectualism . . . its puerile hymns . . . and
its faith-healing . . . are made to order for King Kid America.
Florence King (b. 1936), U.S. author. Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye, "Good
King Herod" (1989)

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that;
I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I
don't know which will go first-rock and roll or Christianity.
John Lennon (1940-80), British rock musician.

Anti-Catholicism is the anti-semitism of the intellectual.
Patrick Buchanan (b. 1938), U.S. journalist, broadcaster, presidential
candidate in 1992

One cannot really be a Catholic and grown up.
George Orwell (1903-50), British author.