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How much of a Sinner are You?

If your bored or have something to tell me, but are too busy (or lazy) to email me, then please fill out the questionaire below. If you want me to reply then remember to enter your email address.

Also, please keep in mind that this questionnaire is for entertainment purposes only! If you are easily offended then I'd recomend reading the WHOLE thing at least 3 times to ensure your super pissed when filling it out! *eg*


1. What is your name?


2. So......what's your sign baby?


3. Sex?
Male Female Yes please

4. Where are you from?


5. E-mail address?


6. What is your Icq UIN#?


7. Your WebPage?



8. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?
Well...I don't know...ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH
Next question please.

9. Which is your preferred setting?


10. If Sin gave me a dollar for every time I visited her page then...
I'd be rich
I'd have exactly one dollar
I'd have under ten dollars
I'd visit her site more often
I'd give it back to Sin 'cuz she probably needs it more then I do

11. Your definition of Hell. (100 words or less)


12. Kevorkian for Congress...Yea or Nay?
Yea Nay

13. While holding your tongue and saying the phrase outloud, which word would fill in the blank best?
Bill Gates is a stupid ______!
ship
blitch
wuck
I refuse to answer such a childish question becase I'm a big poopy-head who actually likes Bill Gates


14. How old are you?



15. Have you ever used Rogain for recreational entertainment?
*gasp* never
well...maybe once or twice.
YES...constantly!!!

16. What was your most embarassing moment?



17. You should make love to someone for the first time only after you've both shared:
Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
Your blood-test results.
Five tequila slammers!!!

19. When I grow up, I want to be a...
Virginal Sacrifice
The next Messiah
Leader of the Christian Coalition
Tom Jones
Bartender for a local brothel
Other

20. What kind of music do you listen to?



18. List all mody deformities: (tattoos, extra appendages, piercings, & other distinguishing marks. (What and where?)


21. As far as your love life isconcerned, which would you consider to be your signifigant other??
Wife or Husband
Boyfriend or Girlfriend
Multiple Lovers
Left and/or Right Hand
None, I'm Single


22. What is your religion?


23. Anyone who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate...
Probably needs a little more time before he or she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
Is uptight and a waste of time.
Shouldn't have sat next to me on the bus in the first place!

Additonal sins to confess:






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