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Hey roomies as some of you might have heard already the gazette is getting
started again .
Ok now i need to explain somethings , like the last time this will not
be biased in anyway
shape or form nor will it be formal . The gazette was first started to
keep all the tiki #1
regs informed of things going on in the words of "giz" you miss oneday
in tiki and you can feel
like a newbie lol. So this was about information or story's or even opinion's
people had that
wanted to share. The roomie of the week will continue , in this article
there are nominee's
you will have till thursday of the next week to email me your vote plus
send in another nominee
if you want too.....Now on to other things lmao gru has been so kind to
take it upon him to answer
questions about yahoo or computers and as long as i've known gru he would
be the man for this job
( just dont get him started on how to use a bot lol ) so in a nutshell
its the same gazette, rather it be
poems, birthdays, storys of people meeting offline, reunions or opinions
or just plain ramblings of a reg
ok now enough of T's ramblings lol off to the gazette YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Giz
2. Hippie
3. melt email me your votes at [email protected]
and send in the other nominee's
all votes have to be in by thursday.
This poem is written by a friend of mine who wants to remain anonimous.
- Innocent-
cold room
calm breeze
the pound of the surf
in time with
your heartbeat
the perfect night
could it ever
be better than this
our eyes lock
seconds pass...
like an eternity
a whisper
a gentle smile
we move closer
another glance
soft, innocent kiss
apprehension
engulfed in the moment
the innocence fades
warm breath on your skin
shivers down your spine
another kiss
deeper, passionate
instinct takes over
two bodies become one
the night passes
interrupted only by
soft moans
tender kisses
sleep embraces
new lovers
as the sun breaks
two souls
become bonded
enternally
as one
written by: Anonimous Tiki Reg
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language
is "screeched."
All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck
on 4:20.
No word in the English language rhymes with month,
orange, silver or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the
letters "mt".
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln
Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
There are only four words in the English language which
end in "- dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra
Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula".
And can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A."
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time
displayed on a watch is 10:10.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football
at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named
after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's
"Its A Wonderful Life".
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the
upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield"
and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme?
Paul Reiser himself.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when
the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and
saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz."
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a
radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with
only the left hand.
Typewriter is the only ten letter word you can type on
the top of your keyboard.
Letter sent in by roy
*Tips his hat to everybody* Good day ladies and gentleman..i come before
you to let you all know..that we,as a species are not perfect...a
certain lady...and i use that term loosely...known as Bsqueen..has
done
some rather erroneous things....some very hypocritical things. If you
all rememeber...when it was found out that i was lying about my age
etc
etc etc...she put in an article about how she would never let her son
or
daughter do what i've done...recently...it has come to my attention
that
she has done the same thing....the only difference being she is 33,he,is
16. Now,your proabably asking yourself....why in the f*** is roy doing
this.......simply...to show that we are not all perfect and those that
think they are....should take a good look at themselves.Lying to someone
whether..big or small....i can forgive and i think most of you can...but
saying one thing and then doing the exact opposite is something i
cannot,and will not forgive-ever. Bs,what you have done will haunt
you
the rest of your days on here...not only because you "love" a 16 yr
old...you set your own standard on what people should and should not
do...and then you broke it...people will remember that. For a lot longer
than you think. If you all have further questions,i invite you to ask
me,when i come into tiki 1...thank you for your time and remember...YOU
CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!
Yeah, I got stuck with this damn job of telling people what I
think.
So listen up.
What the hell is up with all the fighting recently in the Tiki!?!?
I
mean, it's really gotten out of control. Who the hell do these people
think they are and what the hell are we going to do about it? As much
as I would love to, we can't nuke the bastards. Too many of the damn
kiddies running around, would never get them all. Personally, I'd just
like to see Tiki 5 blown out of freaking Yahoo. Nuke 'em all. The
others we can just iggy. One of the great things about the Tiki is
how
we all pull together and take up for one another, but it's at a point
where there's not enough of us and too many from the idiot brigade.
So
the only real solution is to iggy every last one of the little punks.
Of course, feel free to pull the trigger on nuking them at any time.
I
always love to see modems fry. Either way it's time to reclaim OUR
Tiki. Throw the trash to the curb.
Another thing is what the hell is up with these idiots that
come into
a chat room and say "if you wanna chat, pm me?" Do we he have some
sorta disease? Are we not good enough for them to chat with all of
us?
Screw that, I say nuke them too. Damn self-centered, egomaniacal punks.
In closing, I'd like to say that I'll gladly accept the Pulitzer for
( i hope ya'll laffed at this as hardas i did ...lmao T )
I like to think of myself
as an honest person, we all do. I don't steal, I
only lie to the kiddies about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, but
hey...they are kids and they need to believe in something, even if
it is
just for a little while.
I guess maybe that is a
part of me that when I grew up I didn't give up.
No, I don't believe in the Easter Bunny or in Santa Claus, but I do
believe
in something. I believe in people. I am one of those rare people you
find
that will freely give their trust to someone, never suspecting that
the
person will some day use that against me. I believe what you tell me,
when
you tell me, providing that it isn't beyond any realm of possibility.
I guess that's why I hurt
more when someone lies to me. It's not that you
lied, it's not what you lied about. It's that you thought so very little
of
me and my friendship, that to deceive me in this fashion was acceptable
to
you. That the action of breaking my trust, that I had given so freely,
and
throwing it away was nothing. Maybe I am the only one who feels this
way
when it happens to them, but it makes me feel like I am nothing.
A friend of mine told me that I have to quit having this undying faith
in
humanity, because on a whole, people don't deserve it.
If I allowed myself to believe
that, there are some people in my life I
might never have known. And still more of you that I might not get
to know.
So I can't allow myself to fall victim to that line of logic.
I guess somewhere in the
middle of writing this I may have failed to make
my point. So I will just say it now...
When someone trusts you
and you lie to them, and they find out, it hurts.
There's no way around it.
People's hearts aren't something
that can be played with. They aren't to be
juggled around like fruit by a circus performer.
They are to be handled with
the utmost care and treated like what they are,
a piece of someone that they have entrusted to you for safe keeping.
Which brings me to this...
please do me a small favor if you would,
If I call you friend, and you decide to break my trust, please just
quietly
hand me back the piece of my heart I have entrusted to you and tell
me that
you don't want it. It will hurt less if you do it now.
by hippie.........
thats all for now till next T...........be well my friends