Welcome to the Oxymoronic
TEEN SCENE
There's no going back once you hit 13
This is where the rubber meets the road
You will experience heartbreak and triumph
Where does it end?
Honey, if I knew, I wouldn't have made this site.
&ollege Life at EMU
Advice to Freshmen from a Freshman
If your roomate is constantly in the habit of leaving sharp objects (Like open scissors) on your pillow, he/she may be trying to kill you.
Make your roomate sign an agreement saying they will not seceed your dorm room from the United States without your consent. (Believe it or not, this has happened)
If you can't identify what the cafateria is serving, fill up on ice cream.
Stickytack is your best friend.
Running around in your underware at night is socially acceptable behavior. Talking to yourself is not.
Fashion Peak for the Week
Early in the year 2000, Vogue assured us that all fashion codes were going with the wind, and finally we were free to be creative with our apparel.
Great! So...um, when does it start? We happen to be in the highest fashion code in years, with the reappearence of wild printed leather and fake fur. Maybe hip-hugging jeans are new to US, but our mothers were no stranger to them. Did you know that chances are pretty good your grandmother wore Capri pants? Only she called them pedal-pushers.
I personally am waiting for the grunge look to return, maybe they could throw in a twist of sloppy for the sakes of us comfortable dressers. If red leather pants can be sexy, then why can't jeans and baggy t-shirts?
Special notice: I finally got a chance to wear my high heels. I almost killed myself on the stairs!
Decorating the TREE
For some reason, Christmas is extra special to me this year. Maybe it's because I've been away at college , or maybe it's looking at the holiday through the eyes of my hyperactive two year old brother, Nathan.
Rachel is pounding out christmas carols on the piano, and Sarah, I'm sorry to say is buried under a mountain of broken glass. I just knew "O Holy Night" was too high for Rachel.
Dad is scraping paint in the hallway, his goal is to have the old plaster painted before the relitives arrive. Perhaps Dad is subconsciously wishing for snow, everything is covered with a fine layer of white plaster dust.
Mom is a little overdue for her annual holiday breakdown, but we will be patient. It's coming any day now, I can smell it. Justin spends most of his time with his love interest, Bron Byers. I like her, in fact, he doesn't deserve her.
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