Wufei had a pea stuck up his nose. Trowa could be so weird in his demands
some times. There were so many other ways to hide a microchip- why inside a glued together dried pea? At least the reason
Trowa told him to hide it up his nose made sense - if he ate it the pea would
have been digested and search through feces was undignified and unpleasant,
and up his nose even a full body search wouldn't catch it. Wufie sighed he
supposed that it wasn't such a bad idea - he could walk naked through sensors
and the tiny piece of silicon would not even register surround by flesh. But
still why couldn't Trowa have put it up his own nose? That his was smaller
and would hold the pea better didn't sit right with Wufie, he had begun to
suspect as he felt the delicate sinus tissues beginning to swell and faintly
throb - that the silent pilot had simply wanted someone else to do this
uncomfortable task.