A word to the wise...when i female gives you a very nasty look...ya you guys know "the look" don't screw with her. She's pissed enough as it is...and well you annoying her only makes your well being...well almost non existant. Have you guys ever seen that episode of Home Improvement where the main topic is like "the look" and how it's the most horrifying thing in the world. Well let's hope none of you guys ever have to go through having to see that but if you do happen to get it...you've done something very wrong, just admit your fault, apologize and RUN LIKE HELL! Trust me it's for your own safety.

This is another thought I figure that by now most people should know better but apparently some people don't because well there was a very bad desplay of it at school this afternoon and I just want to warn you people before you go out and well make fools of yourself. You know that fake tanning lotion stuff? That is suppose to give you a lovely tan that looks real. Well trust me it doesn't look real. It gives you sort of this orange tint. And most often it comes out in like streaks. And it just looks really gross. Trust me i would rather see white then some orange color that makes you look like you have some disease or sickness like jaundus. Please go out and like get a real tan or just get over the fact that you're white. Really it's not that bad.

Ok I have saved the absolute best for last. And I know that it's not only me who thinks this because I have met many others who are disgusted with this nasty display of affection. If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend the world is happy for you but you don't need to flaunt the fact. It's very revolting and disgusting to walk around the corner at school (or anywhere for that matter) and see two people sucking each others faces. If you must do so go rent a room. Nobody wants to see that. And what bothers me even more is when you insist on doing this nasty display in front of other peoples lockers. This couple that has lockers above mine insists on hanging all over each other and frenching in front of my locker. Ewwww! You're at school to learn not to technically lose your virginity. It's nasty. Oh and while we're on the subject people please don't ever be stupid enough to do it at school. First of all it's just gross it's school who knows what sort of nasty diseases and things are lurking around there. I hate using the restroom there much less the thought of even doing it there at the school is just nasty. But if you do insist on experiencing something like that at school please refrain from making noises. Cause well if you do you're going to get caught most likely, and how would you like to have to call your parents or better yet the principal call them and tell them what you were caught doing. That has to be the most terrible nerve wracking experience ever. Not that i've gone through it but I've heard stories from teachers... they were quite funny actually. But I recommend you don't do it just to avoid becoming another story for a teacher to tell their class.

Well that was my sad attempt at rants today...i'm sorry for not being in my normal happy go lucky, humorous mood. I tried I truly did. But it's just not happening...I've hit a very bad stage in my life and at this point things just aren't going well so I'm going to leave the rants to editor M although she's not doing so well herself. Which isn't very good cause well we have this system where if one of us is pessimistic the other has to be optimistic but that's sort of hard to do when you're both severly depressed. So let's hope all gets better soon and that we return with witty rants. Peace All! ~J