I've come a long way from the shy little girl I am. Now I wear glasses and I talk every so often.It's not much but it's an accomplishment,isn't it? However, dimunitive it is,be happy for me!
I just spent the evening watching the play
My loyal readers,(yeah I have like 2?)You might realize now, how sadistic I seem. I'm not and only my loyal readers know that. See so you know! And you may know I do a bit of art on the side..I'm thinking about posting my comics here. Not on the same page with the rants no no..but on it's own page..
Oh yeah..some people think it's wonderful but I've got jackrabbits on my lawn. They're like "aww..how cute." They're unaware that this is a huge conspiracy going on. The bunnies are the secret spies of the underground J.R.P.S. (JackRabbits, Pigeons,and Sheep) organization. They're around my house I know it. The bunnies have set up base camp on my lawn at night as they spy on the premises of my home, hoping to their superiors that they've found my weakness...which I'm not going to tell you because you could be their spy. The pigeons keep watch up high next to my brother's window. They think lack of sleep is a weakness.Pshaw.not for me it isn't. So just try to gurgle throughout the night,you pigeon bastards! Tell that to your sheep superiors! But now I trouble myself. They know I know,but maybe I could keep acting as if I don't know and maybe then I could fool them..oh yes..with salt...
Yes, today I'm sprouting gibberish. Not much could be said unfortunetly. My mind is thirsty for some books..and holy crud monkeys..I forgot to do the dishes.I'll do them I swear I will...later..My book reccomendations:
I can hear you groaning, "Oh god it's come to this has it?". But wait there's more! I'm gonna try to do my gripes and rants every freakin' week! So look to Saturdays for updates because late fridays I'll write them. So you can feel all special and enjoy my rants.(Even though only 2 people read my rants.)I'll tell you about the corruption of felt people in the future. I leave you all this time with the word of the week,so you can build your vocabulary as we go. This week it is "saturnine". It is pronouced sat*ur*nine and it is an adjective!It means: cold and steady in mood,slow to act or change;of a gloomy or surly disposition; having a sardonic aspect ;and born under or influenced astrologically by the planet Saturn.The definition was supplied by the Merriam-Webster dictionary. So until next time, this girl is observing your every move..