This past week or so I've been hanging out in chat rooms...yeah that's right I was in a chat...I was very bored and had nothing better to do...well I'm sure I had something better to do I just didn't do it. My buddy oh pal Tony got me into this procrastination thing and well I haven't been able to bring myself out of it. It really sucks. But at least my school work isn't suffering...not yet anyway...but that's a whole other story. As I was saying this past week or so I've been in the chat...the Albuquerque Chat...cause well I live in Albuquerque...and for those of you who don't know where that is it's in New Mexico...not that I expect you to know where New Mexico is either. Nobody seems to know. It really is a state I promise, and actually it was the 47th state to enter the union...yeah that's right it came before Alaska and Hawaii. And so there for it is not part of Mexico and no not all of us speak spanish...I sure don't...I took two years of French and still can't speak the damn language...I can barely speak English as it is so I don't know why i expected to be able to speak French...anyway I was in this chat and doing the whole age/sex thing and these guys keep IM'ing me asking the same dumb ass question. Maybe one of you guys out there that probably isn't reading this can answer this question for me. Are you all just looking to get laid or something? Are you really that desperate to where you have to look for a girl online that is stupid enough to meet you in person. Each and everyone of you ask the same question..."Do you have a pic?" then after i say no the next question is "What do you look like?", then a couple lines down the road you ask "can we meet?" or "can I call you some time?"...tell me are you really that desperate? Can you not get some girl at your school to go out with you? you can't really be that hidious...I think that out of all the guys that I have ever talked to online only 3 have vered away from those sort of questions. And I'm thankful for those guys. The only thing that they are looking for is a nice person to talk to online not someone that can give them some. So please please learn from those 3 guys and stop with the dumb ass desperate questions...you really look bad.I am serious about the questions..guys and girls actually I'm not going to exclude girls you really do look bad when asking these questions. So please help yourself and others and try and stay away from those questions...Try to just have a nice conversation with someone...it's a good thing..just enjoy the conversation, if you sit there and talk nicely there is a lot you can learn from people. Please just TRY it for me? Anyway I kind of vered off the main subject which is guys and LCHS...I don't get it...they are some of the most perverted nasty guys that I have ever talked to online and trust me I have talked to many of them. They go through the general dumb ass guy questions, that were mentioned above then they get really ewwww!!! there is just no word to describe it. I'm thinking that some how all of these parents got together and decided that they needed like a club for their perverted sons...then they noticed that there were just too many of them so they all moved into the same district so that their sons could all go to school together as some sort of support system. I kind of have to wonder how the girls at LCHS handle them. Do they keep sticks in their lockers to beat them off with or are the girls just as perverted as the guys? hmm...kind of makes you wonder don't it?
Well as we near the end of the semester (at least out here in NM we are) I have just a couple of things to say about finals. First of all study your ass off. This is your future we're talking about. Don't waste it. And second while taking your finals...Please...please DO NOT I reapeat DO NOT fall asleep in the middle of them. First of all you're wasting precious time and second you are annoying the hell out of your fellow students with your obnoxious snoring. If you can't control your bodily functions while you are sleeping DON'T sleep. I almost "accidently" threw my English book at this kid this morning. It would have been a terrible shame to hurt a 36 dollar book like that. So please help your fellow students, by keeping them from "accidently" throwing their books at you while you snore loudly. And how can you help them...well it's simple...DO NOT SLEEP!!! Yeah you have learned a new concept good for you. This is not only for your well being and most importantly the well being of that very expensive English book. I promise the librarian and your fellow students will thank you.
Well this is all for now...hope you enjoyed that little rant and I promise I will have more to come. And while you anxiously anticipate the rants to come I leave you with this weeks word. It's crapulous! yes that's right the word is crapulous and I promise it really is a word I found it this morning while searching for a word in my thesaurus. It's a synonym for sick. So use it in a sentence today something like "I feel crapulous today" Until next time have fun and enjoy Christmas break...while it lasts.
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