My sheer protest against the world

'Hullo' my friends, I could think of a nice title so I just decided to say it's some kind of a "halubaloo"(5 points if you know where I got that from)


The day is November 14, 1999 and here are ,my weekly rants(I sound super professional don't I? j'k)



I got a very cute gift from my aunt. It was a lovely Totoro (From a movie "Tonari no Totoro") plushie doll. I was so happy. That's a totoro that squirrel looking thing. It's green and cute..anyway. I have an annoucement to make..I'm incredibly lazy and there's a chance I might get to go to Japan next month.OK you know about my lazy streak but you don't know about Japan. Will you guys miss me? Probably not..I'll have an undercover reporter watch over you guys and label your misbehaving selves. Tut tut, can't take my eyes off you people for a second before you start screwing something up. Ok I'm just kidding about you guys screwing up.

Other than that we have the usual turkey month. Mmm...turkey...pumpkin pie..cranberry sauce..and what was the point of this holiday again? oh yeah to stuff ourselves silly until we have not even the strength to waddle to the nearby couch, to listen to relatives chocking on the wishbone and stuffing. That is definately something you only see in America everyone. And that is the only time of year when people actually think "Oh hey there's homeless people out there, let's give them some food and forget them until Christmas;if they do come asking for change in June I'll beat that turkey stuffing right out of them!" That's really sad, yes? So if you can spare some change for them or give them a can of food or something, I'm sure they'd very much appreciate it.

Oh another food for thought..my brother actually got a life! Give him a great round of applause. It's well deserved on his part.So the rest of you with no lives should follow his example~!(I wonder if that includes me...

There is no word of the week this week.And forgive my rants being late..I like Sundays I can catch up on all the crap I missed out on..Ooh and I go to the Goo Goo Dolls concert on Monday~!Why am I excited? It's the goo goo dolls, man! They've gotta be better than that arrogant Smashmouth.(They're evil I tell you!)Oh that picture of a totoro is not from this site..I kinda "borrowed" it from another site..but that pic's everywhere so they might not mind..

So as the wintery season approaches, everyone please do not put clothing on your pets..it's rather the work of rich eccentric people who have to give their hairless chiluallua(?) dogs some kind of faux fur. (They're really ugly those dogs)

That's if for this rant, kids.Catch you all next week..maybe back on Friday or Sat..but bye!! ^_^


Would you appreciate it if I escorted you back sir/ma'am?