Greetings all! I've got tales to last me a while. Me and editor J will get a neat little project going on. Such interesting ideas come about recently. I'm assuming it's stress related. Adrenaline is the hormone of creativiy! I'm kidding of course. There is a bunch of energetic people that are uncreative at all...

I'm writing this as I'm listening to L'arc~en~ciel's "All Dead" song. I love this group, I swear I do!They can kick the boy choir Backstreet Boys or NSynC any day of the week!...although the main singer Haido is kinda frail looking..so is Tetsu the bass..Or was he the bass?I can't remember..I'll have to show you all a picture of them...

Moving on. Let me congratulate the foolishness of the people with a decade's worth of canned butter, whom stocked up for the "crisis". You guys fell for the marketing scam the snared so many people of the world. I'm saddened to say you're one of them. Good going guys. I was at a shrine making a new year's wish in Japan standing in a loong line of drunkards. I guess we're even right? :)

I stayed home yesterday because I had jetlag from being on the plane and the difference in time zones. Fought back all my urge to sleep! But that's not what I'd like to discuss. During my absence from school I did alot of things. One of which was watch daytime talk shows. You know how trashy they can get. I don't really mean to offend, but as I watched it I came to a unusual epiphany that manifested as the images just surfaced. There are officially 3 types of fat:
1. normal body fat= The fat everyone has no matter what and can never take off even in liposuction..
2. Jello fat= It jiggles but retains it's normal shape, but allows the rest of the body to feel the vibration if it moves.
3. Pudding fat= It ripples but it has no definate shape whatsoever except that it's just there. It'd only ripple the fat sack it occupies.
I'm not admitting which fat I have but it's not to offend anyone..just a pretty odd observation..

Message to someone= You are quite an odd fellow...and you're sooo not evil.I got the last laugh this time hehehehe..

Message to someone else= You weirdo, getting engaged at your age. I hope you pick me as the maid of honor!

Message to the family pet= I know you can't read this anyway,there's no way you probably could, but please stop licking my hand when I pet you. I've seen where it's been and yet I do know that you dogs like to be...hygienic and you lick people to show your affection..but come on..it's really icky.Oh and you really need to stop using the bathroom all over the yard. Pick a place and stick with it. Living like a millionaire. Food,drink,home, friend/servant. I know how it is.evil..

I think I'll stop here today. I'll run out of ideas or so..but until next time everyone and your word this week is "fruition". It means:
1 : pleasurable use or possession : ENJOYMENT
2 a : the state of bearing fruit
b : REALIZATION