The Special Eddition on the dark "Evilution" of movies
The Special Edition of Marie's idiotic ranting: Movies
Yeah I actually left the house this weekend, I have something to complain about.
October 24, 1999
Yes, folks I'm doing a movie critique..Only because this movie was just so horrid and poorly acted. It was called the Omega Code. Bad acting, just ick..that killed it. My god..some things were so plainly obvious.While some were just so blunt and ugh.
First the idea of the Bible Code was what dragged me in. It sounds interesting doesn't it? But it didn't make any sense on how they tried to describe it. "oh it's just that way.."..yeah..right..
I took the liberty of helping the underdog. I saw this movie for the benefit of the doubt because it was a bunch of unknown actors..when i recognized one I nearly shouted.."Hey it's Bazil from Austin Powers!" but I meekly whisphered it.Good thing I did..or I'd be very embarassed now.He didn't do that well.
One of the storylines showed us the main character's wife was jealous of her own daughter..you know how sick that is? It was utterly stupid. Sure there's frustration when the husband is always away but come on! She looked at her "beloved" daughter with evil eyes.It was just wrong. The little girl was just 'eh' herself in the acting department..think along the lines of a PBS on the spot documentary.
The main character was a very bad actor. Emphasis on the bad acting..I don't know if he was supposed to be some kind of eye candy thing. He sounded as if he hadn't passed adolesence as his voice tended to crack and change every once in a while..He reminded me of this boy that I teased constantly freshman & sophmore year..His nickname was 'Squeaky'; that caused me amusement..
Bazil..that's all I remember him as..He did awful..especially in the obvious evil guy judgment considering his pronouciation of evolution was.."Evilution". How much more obvious could you get? After the first time I thought ok that was funny..but then several more times it got rather annoying.."Wasn't this supposed to be serious?" And the ending..Too cheesy.
Today's "Sped" of rants was rather dry, don't you agree?I just had to get it off my chest. Good day all! :)
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