Today's topic: Why we should be able to send people that we don't like to Antarctica.
Now we all have people that we don't like, right? So wouldn't the world be a much happier place if we shipped all these unlikeable people somewhere far, far away? Well it just so happens that I have the perfect solution, ship them to Antarctica. Why Antarctica you ask? The best answer I can give you is that who else would want to go there? I've made a list of justifications, and you my dear reader might want to take notes just in case if by some tiny chance you follow my suggestion and are then asked to defend your actions in a court of law.
1) Logistically it's very far away from any place that you are likely to reside. If by chance you are one of those people who actually choose to live in Antarctica than chances are nobody likes you, and you've saved them a lot of trouble.
2) It's more humane then sending them to the moon. After all it's not like we'll be depriving them of necessities like air and water. And as an added bonus they can even have food if they learn how to hunt penguins.
3) I'd rather they be there than me.
4) It's cold.
5) It's really cold.
6) They could benefit science, so we ship them there and call it a research project, it seems that any idiotic idea can get funding these days, so why not join the band wagon.
Next issue's topic: Sexual etiquette and you.
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