Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Aku By : Minako Part 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The man just stood there smiling. Sano/Sailor Aku blinked. "Xelloss?" She shrugged. "Whatever, just tell me how to change back!!!" Xelloss smiled. "Sore wa, himitsu desu." He said, never losing the smile. Sano/Sailor Aku twitched, the guy reminded her too much of Soujiro... "What do you MEAN it's a secret!?!" She yelled. Xelloss smiled even more. "It is, you should find out on your own." With that said, Xelloss disappeared and it was as if he'd never even been there. Sano/Sailor Aku twitched. She couldn't sense him around there anywhere. She sat on the ground. "There HAS to be some way to change back. There just HAS to!!" She sat and contemplated, but everything led to one person. She sighed and stood up. She turned in a circle and looked in every direction, it all looked the same. She sighed and headed off, one direction was as good as any... Megumi sat bandaging a patient, he was the last one for the day. Once she finished putting it in place, the patient left with the perscribed medicine. Megumi knelt and stretched. It had been a tiring day... maybe she should go see Ken-San... yes, that's what she'd do. She rose to her feet and pulled her hair out of the ponytail it had been in while she worked. As she headed toward the door, she noticed someone in a cloak standing just to the left of it. Stopping where she was she examined the person, the cloak covered the person from head to toe, making it impossibly to tell the whether it was a man or a woman. She took a deep breath and hoped it wasn't trouble. "Can I help you?" Sano's face peeked out from under the hood. Megumi blinked. "What do YOU want? And why are you dressed like that?" Sano pushed off from the wall and walked over to her. Megumi blinked, something was wrong here. "Who are you?!" She asked, the person may look like Sano, but the last time she'd checked, Sano had not been three inches shorter than her... Sano's face looked up from under the hood. "Answer me!" Said Megumi, trying to keep calm. Sano hesitated. 'I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this.' Sano told himself, only to be ignored. "I'm... Sano... sorta." He answered lamely, cringing at his distinctly female voice. He watched the look that came over Megumi's face and immediately regretted coming. 'I shouldn't have done this, I shouldn't have done this, I shouldn't have done this.' "Sano...?" She leaned in and examined his face. "What happened to you?" Sano looked thoughtful. "I dunno." Megumi frowned. "You don't know?" Sano shook his head. "Alright, what's with the cloak?" Sano felt himself go red. He REALLY didn't want to take the cloak off. "Aaahhh... that is... Ummm..." Megumi sighed. "Take off the cloak Sano." Sano twitched, then removed the cloak. Megumi blinked. Megumi blinked again. Megumi fainted. "Damn." Sano muttered. Megumi's head hurt. She couldn't remember why she'd gone to sleep, or even when or where, but she'd had the strangest dream. Sano had turned into a girl and he wore this little girlish sailor outfit with a cape and... Megumi shuddered. "Onna-Sensei?" Megumi didn't recognize the female voice talking to her. She opened her eyes, worries about what might've happened to her running through her head. Sano was looking down at her worriedly. It was Sano's face... Sano's hair... other than that... it was a girl. Megumi fainted again. "Damn." Was all she heard before she lost consciousness. Sano sat nervously beside the bed Megumi was on. 'Maybe I should leave' The Onna-Sensei had fainted twice now. He looked down at himself... or maybe herself was more accurate... He could definitely see why that would make her faint... He sighed. Megumi groaned. Sano blinked. His brain went on overload. "Don't faint!" He blurted out. "I guess it wasn't a dream then..." muttered Megumi at the sound of the female voice. Opening her eyes, she took a long look at Sano. Loss of height, by quite a bit. Lost weight. Lost muscle. Gained chest. Voice had gone up. "Anything other than the obvious different?" She asked. Sano looked surprised, then thoughtful. "I've been acting funny." Megumi raised an eyebrow. "How so?" Sano blushed and muttered something. "What?" "I said Kenshin was a hunk..." he muttered a bit louder. Megumi froze. Then burst into laughter. "It's not funny!" He shouted. Megumi nodded. "Could you tell me the whole story, from right before this started to now?" she asked between giggles. Sano grumbled something about women, then began to relate his story to her. Megumi was serious. She'd finally managed to stop laughing, it had been ten minutes since 'Sailor Aku' had stopped talking. Megumi took a deep breath. "Alright. So I take it you want me to help you figure out a way to go back to normal." "Of course I do!!" Shouted Sano. Megumi looked thoughtful. "I have no idea how to go about doing that." Sano face-faulted. "Nothing?! You can't think of anything?" He asked. She shook her head. "Give me some time. Come back tomorrow, maybe I'll have thought of something by then..." Sano nodded. "Thanks, Doc." She nodded, and Sano left. Megumi burst back into laughter. End Part 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know Sano seems a bit out of character, but he's having a slight identity/gender crisis here, so I figured it wasn't too bad. Any C&C are welcome. Thanx! Disclaimer Rights to anything from Sailor Moon go to Naoko Takeuchi. Rights to anything from Rurouni Kenshin go to Nobuhiro Watsuki. Rights to anything from Slayers goes to Hajime Kanzaka/Rui Araizumi. I claim no right to their genius, just to my insanity.