Episode 101:
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Original Air Date: 08-13-1997
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.   
 

Episode 102:
Weight Gain 4000
Original Air Date: 08-20-1997
Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.  
 

Episode 103:
Volcano
Original Air Date: 08-27-1997
The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting.  
 

Episode 104:
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
Original Air Date: 09-03-1997
Guest Star - George Clooney as Sparky
Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.  
 

Episode 105:
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Original Air Date: 09-10-1997
Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.  
 

Episode 106:
Death
Original Air Date: 09-17-1997
"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.   
 

Episode 107:
Pinkeye
Original Air Date: 10-29-1997
The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.
 

Episode 108:
Damien
Original Air Date: 02-04-1998
Guest Star - Michael Buffer as Himself
Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.   
 

Episode 109:
Starvin' Marvin
Original Air Date: 11-19-1997
The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his mother's credit card number and makes their donation.   
 

Episode 110:
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Original Air Date: 12-17-1997
South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental institute.   
 

Episode 111:
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Original Air Date: 02-11-1998
Guest Star - Mystery Guest as Ms. Ellen
Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy.   
 

Episode 112:
Mecha Striesand
Original Air Date: 02-18-1998
Guest Star - Robert Smith as Himself
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab's and her terrible destruction.   
 

Episode 113:
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Original Air Date: 02-25-1998
Guest Star - Mystery Guest as Mr. Kitty
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother then he thought.  

Episode 201:
Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Original Air Date: 04-01-1998
The show starts off with the build up from last season’s cliffhanger revolving around Cartman’s paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman’s Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool’s Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus."  
 

Episode 202:
Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Original Air Date: 04-22-1998
Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman’s father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric’s chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric’s background, who is his father? Where does he come from?  
 

Episode 203:
Chickenlover
Original Air Date: 05-20-1998
The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can’t read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with the town's chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them!  
 

Episode 204:
Ike’s Wee Wee
Original Air Date: 05-27-1998
Ike’s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike’s wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.  
 

Episode 205:
Conjoined Fetus Lady
Original Air Date: 06-03-1998
Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.  
 

Episode 206:
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Original Air Date: 06-10-1998
Mr. Garrison assigns the boys learn out about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn't believe the boy's report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stan's Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.  
 

Episode 207:
City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)
Original Air Date: 06-17-1998
While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys remember some of their past adventures. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup comedienne. Back in South Park, Mr. Mackey convinces the parents that their missing children must have run away. In the end it's all a dream within a dream.
 

Episode 208:
Summer Sucks
Original Air Date: 06-24-1998
Guest Star - Jonathan Katz as Himself
Schools out for summer and with Mr. Hat missing, Mr.Garrison is over the edge. The state has a ban on the sale of fireworks, and it screws up the boy's plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, in an attempt to smuggle fireworks back to the children of America.   
 

Episode 209:
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Original Air Date: 08-19-1998
A film festival moves to South Park, only to have a devastating effect on the sewer system. Mr. Hankey calls upon Kyle for help. The movie people interpret Kyle's pleading as a pitch and they quickly turn his story into a film starring Tom Hanks and a monkey they call "Mr. Hankey". Kyle is outraged that the filmmakers aren't hearing his pleas. Soon Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls energizes everyone.   
 

Episode 210:
Chickenpox
Original Air Date: 08-26-1998
Cartman's mother plots to give the boys the chickenpox by sending them over to Kenny's for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout, but Kyle remains immune. Kyle discovers "the parental conspiracy" and with the other boys hires a prostitute to give their parents herpes. Meanwhile, Kenny's mother and Kyle's mother reunite their husbands who were both childhood friends that drifted apart.   
 

Episode 211:
Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
Original Air Date: 09-02-1998
The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting wierd. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny's sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. The four boys get to the root of the strange planetarium.   
 

Episode 212:
Clubhouses
Original Air Date: 09-23-1998
Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family.   
 

Episode 213:
Cow Days
Original Air Date: 09-30-1998
South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.  
 

Episode 214:
Chef Aid
Original Air Date: 10-07-1998
Chef is getting sued by Capitalist Records for trying to obtain the rights to a song he wrote twenty years ago. He needs 2 million dollars to hire Johnny Cochran. In response the boys round up all of Chef's old musician friends and organize a huge concert to raise the cash.
 

Episode 215:
Spookyfish
Original Air Date: 10-28-1998
Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for Stan, a fish. Stan's fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up. Mrs. Marsh is convinced Stan is doing the killings and begins hiding the bodies. The boys discover there are two Cartman’s and a gateway to a parallel universe at the "Indian Burial Ground Pet Store."  
 

Episode 216:
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Original Air Date: 12-09-1998
Kyle, Stan and Kenny accompany Eric and his family to a Christmas celebration with the Cartman family. One of Cartman's relatives breaks out of jail for the reunion, with his cellmate, Charles Manson.  
 

Episode 217:
Gnomes
Original Air Date: 12-16-1998
Harbucks coffee plans to move into South Park and drive Tweek coffee shop out of business. Mr. Garrison assigns a report on current events to help him keep his job. The boys are planning on doing their report on the underpants gnomes. Tweek's father schemes to use the boy's report as a platform for fighting Harbucks. The report the boys deliver sparks the town into taking action.  
 

Episode 218:
Prehistoric Ice Man
Original Air Date: 01-20-1999
Kyle falls into a cave. Stan goes to rescue him and finds an iceman, and the two fight each other for sole credit. Dr. Mephisto discovers that the iceman has been frozen since 1996. The iceman is put on display and the fighting Kyle and Stan free him. The iceman tries to return to his family, but finds himself a man out of time. Meanwhile, the government has their own plans to use the iceman in their plot against Sweden.